novelslam Chapter 147 Uncle, I’M Waiting For The First Lunar Month, What Are You Waiting For? ?
Chapter 147 Uncle, I’M Waiting For The First Lunar Month, What Are You Waiting For? ?
When Lin Yi heard his uncle say this, he immediately replied, "It's none of your business, what are you asking?"
I won’t mention whether little girls like this.
He knows his own age best.
At what age do you have to respond to puppy love when a little girl likes you?
When my uncle heard Lin Yi's words, he also said: "You kid..."
This round, Lin Yi won!
Even if Lin Yi talks about a girlfriend, it really has nothing to do with his uncle.
It's his sister who should worry about this.
All the relatives were also amazed by Lin Yi's sharp eloquence!
At the age of eight, Lin Yi's sharpness and courage surpass those of many of his peers!
Zhang Yinyin and Lin Yun also have the quintessence of the Chinese nation in their hearts.
Good guy...
Xu Ya was stunned after hearing this.
Damn it! Such a superb answer, not to mention whether it can get full marks, it can control the relatives for several seconds!
Why didn't she think of answering her relatives like this?
I just learned the art of reading indiscriminately a few days ago, and now I’ve learned it again!
Belong to yes, live and learn! !
Lin Yi said that learning never ends. There is nothing wrong with this!
Brother Kid is the eternal God! There is nothing wrong with him! !
Among the relatives, some cousins who are in college and high school were also amazed by Lin Yi's eloquence and applauded!
"good!"
But they were all stared back by their parents.
Whether Lin Yi can find a partner or not is indeed none of his uncle's business.
But their affairs are definitely none of their parents’ business!
The audience in the live broadcast room also went crazy with joy. Lin Yi, one of the gods, responded by killing his uncle!
"Hahahahahahahaha, I made all the emoticons for my uncle! I'm so laughing!"
"What the hell? Why didn't I think of such an answer before?"
"Okay, okay, I feel like I'm terribly strong this year! I'll give my relatives a boost of strength for the New Year's Eve dinner tonight!"
"When relatives speak, you will always be arrogant!"
"Stop talking too much. Everyone who watched the live broadcast felt that they were terrifyingly strong. But when my relatives opened their mouths, they all stuttered in their answers!!"
"Relative: I come from the other side of the sea. I torture once a year, and I have already become the torturer of the emperor!!"
"My kid's bag is over the limit. Otherwise, my young age is my biggest trump card. I'm twenty-four, and I'm being urged to get married by a whole table of people every year!"
"............"
Lin Yi defeated his uncle first.
I didn’t intend to let my uncle take a break... "Uncle, where are you working now?"
From Lin Yi's question, my uncle also knew that Lin Yi was a little master! !
Then go completely crazy! !
"Uncle, I'm...making duck pinch!!"
Even Lin Yi was silenced by his uncle's answer.
Lin Yi's big eyes widened... "Huh?"
He didn't even expect that his uncle would directly start reading crazy literature.
Lin Yi is really having a hard time.
All the relatives in the field were silent.
Everyone's eyes are firmly fixed on the uncle at this moment! !
My uncle was still very proud and held his head high... It seemed that today... he was the protagonist!
The eyes of all the relatives were full of disbelief.
Zhang Yinyin, the biological sister on the side, had even thought about how to sever the sibling relationship with this brother.
The grandmother next to Uncle Lin Yi was groping for something next to the table.
Grandma thought, what kind of thing could hit such a big boy with a critical blow? !
On an occasion like the New Year’s Eve dinner, do you think you’re going to make these? ?
The uncle thought grandma had dropped something... "Mom, what are you looking for? I'll help you look for it..."
Lin Yi on the side knew what grandma was looking for.
"Grandma, wait a minute, I'll find a big one for you!!"
Lin Yi quickly ran to the sports equipment room and took out a baseball bat.
Metallic!
One swing at a time without making a sound! !
The audience in the live broadcast room was already crazy with joy!
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Uncle can’t afford to play anymore, so he went straight to crazy literature!!”
"You can't learn this, soldering irons! If you can't explain it clearly, I'm afraid there are a few names in the household registration book!"
"Is it you! Warrior!!"
"Sure enough, the masters on the Internet said that the brave people enjoy it first, and enjoy it well. This is really about enjoying the happiness of heaven in advance!!"
"You are such a genius, meow!"
"I think my uncle is still charming!"
"Maybe it's because local customs are different. We, who are celebrating the New Year, don't have to rush for results like my uncle!"
"............"
Lin Yi took out a baseball bat. His uncle looked at the metal bat and looked at the old woman beside him who was about to take the baseball bat from Lin Yi's hand.
Are you going to kill me? My wonderful nephew!
This guy is not a nephew, he is a virgin! !
"Mom, mom! Mom, listen to me!!!"
"I cook roast duck, I really cook duck!!"
How could this old lady not know what her son does for a living!
There is a table of relatives here and they say that their profession is a duck. Who wouldn’t be confused after hearing this? ?
Now it's useless for my uncle to explain.
My uncle could only grab the baseball bat.
"Tsk... You're joking with your nephew. This isn't it."
"Mom, why do you take it seriously!"
"You have totally embarrassed the Zhang family!!"
"Okay, okay, don't be angry..."
My uncle tried his best to comfort grandma.
Lin Yi really wanted to give his uncle a thumbs up. He dared to ask, and his uncle really dared to answer!
The uncle was obviously still unconvinced and had the same unruly look.
Lin Yi knew that this was not over yet!
Because of a joke made by his uncle, everyone stopped torturing him and ate their meal in silence.
Uncle sat next to Lin Yi.
"This year's lucky money, I'll give you ten yuan!"
"Kowtow to me and I'll give you ten dollars!!"
When Lin Yi heard this, he just smiled and nodded.
Okay, okay, the new year's money is only ten yuan, right?
If you don’t want to give it...then don’t give it! !
Lin Yi also found that his head was a little itchy...
He hoped that after tonight, he could still see his uncle in such a rebellious state! !
He didn't say anything, but he seemed to have said a lot.
The uncle looked at Lin Yi's smiling expression.
I always feel like something is wrong...
But he couldn't speak, so he could only eat in silence.
At this time, Xu Ya felt creepy when she saw Lin Yi's evil smile.
This uncle insisted on provoking this little guy Lin Yi... Then she had no choice but to watch the show.
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw Lin Yi's smile, they were also attacked by the memory of death.
"Oh shit, this uncle is going to be in trouble!!"
"It's broken! I'm afraid my uncle doesn't know that Brother Kid is nothing but rebellious and evil-minded!"
"What? Ten yuan for each kowtow? Do you need Didi to kowtow for you?"
"The man has gold at his knees... The Spring Festival is the time to cash it in, really!"
“It’s guaranteed to be cashable!”
"Brother, is that okay? If not, let me do it. I'll bankrupt my uncle!"
"Uncle, I am your long-lost nephew!!"
"............"
After the meal, my uncle did not go back, and all the relatives stayed at the manor.
And so does my uncle.
Lin Yi was surprisingly unusual today and did not choose to go to bed early.
Watching the boring Spring Festival Gala in the living room.
Xu Ya looked at Lin Yi and felt a little strange. Lin Yi usually wouldn't go to bed after half past ten.
The uncle was also beside him, "Children still not going to bed at this hour? Staying up late is not good for your health!"
After hearing this, Lin Yi just shook his head indifferently...
He is waiting for the first month. Uncle, what are you waiting for? ?
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ps: Thank you all for the gifts, I will start making up the manuscripts I owed in the past few days tomorrow!
Good luck in the new year! !