Chapter 148 Brother Kid Is A Level A, But You’Ve Already Mastered All Your Ultimate Moves? ?
Chapter 148 Brother Kid Is A Level A, But You’Ve Already Mastered All Your Ultimate Moves? ?
Lin Yi watched the TV, waiting for the countdown to 00 o'clock.
Arrive at 00:00.
Lin Yi didn't congratulate anyone else, he was the first to find his uncle who was playing games in the room.
"Uncle! Congratulations on getting rich, bring me the red envelope!"
Xu Ya just followed behind.
I'm a little confused, was Lin Yi like this in previous years?
The uncle stopped playing games and took out a wad of red bills from his pocket.
After opening it, I started counting...
But in the next second, ten dollars were conjured out of one hundred dollars and handed to Lin Yi.
It’s not much, but it’s new! !
Lin Yi saw the ten dollars.
Okay, okay, then don’t blame him!
"Just... ten dollars??"
You know, in this city, primary school students have more than that much pocket money every day.
Lin Yi's question came out, and his uncle clicked his tongue, "I've already said it, I'll give you ten yuan a knock!!"
After Lin Yi heard this, he repeated thoughtfully, "Ten yuan a piece, right? Well..."
After Lin Yi finished speaking, he walked out of the room where his uncle was.
Obviously, the battle with my uncle is not over yet!
The uncle looked at Lin Yi with some confusion, but Lin Yi didn't even say anything.
The uncle also shook his head and said to himself, "Children nowadays are really not short of money."
It would be different for him before that he wouldn't let his old uncle go bankrupt.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw that Lin Yi did nothing and only took out ten yuan.
"This uncle is so picky!"
"Didn't uncle say that kowtow costs ten yuan?"
"Crispy college student, please help me ask my little brother, do you need Didi to do it for you? Just half for each person!"
"Ten yuan a head, if I don't let my uncle go bankrupt, it means I'm not strong enough!"
"Brother Xiaozi really has gold at his knees, so I won't give up on it."
"............"
Xu Ya glanced at the barrage and looked at Lin Yi who came out, as if thinking about something.
"Brother Xiaoyi, do your fans say you need Didi to help you?"
"If necessary, I can come and give you half of it!!"
Lin Yi shook his head at this time. He was just going to give it a try. This good uncle really gave him ten yuan, and he was just joking!
Well now, the first lunar month has arrived...
After the popularity of the modern Internet, everyone is spreading lies, saying that my uncle died after having his hair cut off in the first month of the year.
So now most uncles are afraid that their nephews will give them a warning with scissors!
"No need, I have a way to get him to give you a red envelope."
Lin Yi went to the living room to find the scissors and walked to his uncle's room again.
The audience in the live broadcast room finally understood why Lin Yi didn't do anything for him! !
"Fuck...fuck, Dashachun, what are you going to do?"
"Brother Kid: Uncle, my head feels so itchy, I feel like I'm going to grow a brain!"
"Tell me, why don't you use Didi to kowtow? It turns out you have something hidden!"
"I thought Brother Kid had compromised, but it turns out he had a big secret!"
"Hahahahahaha, uncle, I'm going to die today!!"
"............"
Xu Ya trembled when she saw Lin Yi holding the scissors.
Ouch, shit...
First month haircut...
Although there is no scientific basis, most uncles are afraid of this hand now!
Lin Yi wasn't afraid that his uncle wouldn't give him new year's money. It turned out that he had already planned it.
I just went in to congratulate my uncle...it was just a test.
He kowtowed ten yuan, and it seemed that Lin Yi didn't hear it.
Lin Yi entered his uncle's room with the scissors.
Lin Yi hid behind him and looked at his uncle with a smile.
The uncle also became happy when he saw Lin Yi coming back.
"Hurry up, we won't wait until it's too late!"
"Ten dollars each!"
The uncle once again took out a wad of red banknotes.
But when my uncle saw Lin Yi smiling, he had no intention of kowtow.
I just feel something is wrong...
Looking at Lin Yi's smile, he felt terrified.
What's the meaning?
At this time, Lin Yi took out the scissors.
He scratched his head with his other hand.
"Uncle, my head feels a little itchy these days. Maybe it's because... my hair is a little long."
After hearing this, my uncle shook his lips and glanced at the time 00 o'clock on the screen of his mobile phone...
Spring Festival, the first day of the first lunar month.
Warning to miss my uncle if I get my hair cut in the first month! !
The uncle looked at Lin Yi and knew that there was no scientific basis for this thing.
But who is Lin Yi?
The manor in this family was earned from the lottery numbers he wrote!
He doesn’t know what will happen to others if they get their hair cut in the first month!
But his good nephew has some evil ways!
It seems that as long as Lin Yi wants to cut off a hair at this moment, he will lose one year of his life!
This is the feeling in his heart, just like the hell king has reduced his life expectancy!
"No, no, no, no, Xiaoyi..."
"This Chinese New Year guy doesn't want to mess around with scissors."
"If you have something to say, put down the scissors."
"It's better to cut it after the first month of the month if your head is itchy."
"Don't you just want a red envelope? Give it to you, give it all to you! This was originally prepared for you."
As his uncle spoke, he took out all the red RMB prepared in his pocket and handed a bunch of them to Lin Yi.
I need to bring Lin Yi's scissors.
But Lin Yi was still reluctant to let go, and his uncle was also anxious.
"Give it to you, give it to you!"
"I'll give you the bank card, the password is xxxxxx..."
At this time, my uncle was all smiles. He was no longer as rebellious as he was today when he said he would only give ten yuan as a new year's gift...
Lin Yi looked at the wad of banknotes and bank cards in his hand and smiled with satisfaction.
Although he didn't know how much money was in the bank card, Lin Yi was already very satisfied.
He handed the scissors to his uncle.
Lin Yi just wants to say now, "Uncle, I still like your unruly look yesterday!!"
Xu Ya looked at the red envelope money that Lin Yi got.
That’s a lot to say!
You can withdraw 10,000 yuan in cash at any time, but your bank card cannot be empty, right?
With this move, Lin Yi's red envelope amount exceeded 10,000 yuan.
Xu Yake remembered that her previous Gong Xi Fa Cai money was only ten thousand yuan after the new year!
The uncle also gave Xu Ya a red envelope.
Zhang Yinyin told him that Xu Ya was mostly taking care of Lin Yi.
This is considered a junior. Xu Ya is not married yet, so he still has to give red envelopes.
Xu Ya looked at the red envelope and said some words of thanks.
The uncle breathed a sigh of relief and hid the scissors...
The sound of system task completion sounded in Lin Yi's mind.
【mission completed...】
The audience in the live broadcast room also exploded when they saw Lin Yi's operation in exchange for so many red envelopes.
"Oh shit! It's just a flat A. Did your uncle hand over his bank card?"
"This...this is okay!"
"Stop talking, let me start doing it!"
"It's over...my mom and my uncle had a mixed doubles match!"
"Hahahahahahahaha, you upstairs, you damn meow are you going to laugh me to death?"
"Brother Xiaozi, this new year's money is so much from the beginning? How about this? Brother Xiaozi, I will give you one, and you give me ten yuan!!"
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ps: One more update.
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