novelslam Chapter 337 Goodbye, Old Deng, I'm setting sail tonight!
Chapter 337 Goodbye, Old Deng, I'm setting sail tonight!
Charity sale area on the playground.
The heavy, dark red desk, weighing 300 pounds and exuding an air of "principal's authority," was finally firmly and securely placed in the center of the 6th class's pergola.
A group of students and their families had already gathered around, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the "miracle".
"Where's my brother-in-law? Where did Jiang Bai run off to?"
Set the table down.
Su Ze wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked around, and his suspicion grew stronger.
"I was panting when they were moving the table, how come they've vanished in the blink of an eye?"
Gu Dapeng scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.
"Yeah, where did they go?"
Just as the livestock were about to begin their search, Old Zhang, chest puffed out, slowly stepped forward, blocking everyone's view.
"You guys don't even know when Jiang Bai went missing?"
Old Zhang, with a skeptical look on his face, launched into his "lower-dimensional deception" mode without batting an eye:
"Didn't Jiang Bai just say that there was a problem with the sound equipment at the Literature and Art Department, and asked him to go and take a look?"
"You guys said a few words to him before he left, have you already forgotten?"
Old Zhang's words left everyone bewildered. They looked at each other, trying to recall the moment when the table was being moved.
"Jiang Bai...did he really tell?"
Su Ze muttered to himself with some self-doubt.
"Could it be that I was pressed down by that table and suffered from oxygen deprivation in my brain, causing a memory gap?"
"Of course I said it!"
Old Zhang raised his eyebrows and spoke with absolute certainty.
"You young people, your heads are full of all sorts of pink bubbles, and your memories aren't even as good as this old man's!"
"I say, after seeing Jiang Baizhi, you've all almost forgotten who you are, haven't you?"
The group was so caught up in Lao Zhang's rhetoric that they didn't dare to utter a sound.
But inwardly, he was thinking:
I haven't forgotten! I'm Bai Zhi's future boyfriend!
Just then.
Su Ze seemed to remember something, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had suddenly unlocked his full potential, and he slapped his thigh and screamed:
"Holy crap! Since Jiang Bai, that 'third wheel,' isn't here... doesn't that mean we can finally make up for what we missed this morning?!"
Gu Dapeng and Lin Le were startled, and their gazes clashed in the air, sparks flying.
What was your regret this morning?
Of course, it was because I couldn't greet my goddess at the school gate and personally hand her her giant teddy bear bag!
The "brother-in-law" is currently in physical isolation due to work-related matters.
The distance from the playground to the school gate is practically a red carpet leading to heaven!
The three of them moved in perfect unison, without even exchanging greetings, and turned to rush towards the edge of the playground.
"Stop right there! What are you doing?!"
Old Zhang's heart pounded. His eyes, which had seen countless people, immediately revealed what they were thinking.
He couldn't let these people meet Jiang Baizhi at the school gate.
Jiang Bai is probably struggling with his zipper in the old teaching building's restroom right now.
You guys are running towards the school gate, aren't you just trying to "intercept" the air?!
Then.
After Old Zhang called out like that...
Zhang Cheng also realized what was happening. He adjusted his glasses, and with a swift movement, he positioned himself in front of the crowd.
"Brothers, since we're going to pick up Junior Sister Bai Zhi, as the eldest, it's only right that I go. You guys should stay here and watch over the stall."
"The older generation should love the younger ones, let us go pick them up!!"
"That's right, that's right! Besides, we're closest to Sister Baizhi!"
Several people chimed in, each eager to make up for the regrets of the morning.
In the end, unable to convince each other, they decided to go together to welcome the arrival of the goddess Bai Zhi!
"Brothers, let's go! Let's go greet the goddess!"
Su Ze waved his hand and led the way to rush out of the school.
The three of them, like three hunting dogs that had smelled meat, had their hind legs tense and their green eyes fixed on the direction of the school gate.
Beside him was Zhang Cheng, who was adjusting his tie and looked determined to win.
Looking at his own son, who was in the throes of heat, and then at the three wild donkeys that were about to go berserk, Old Zhang felt dizzy.
No! We absolutely cannot let them go to the school gate!
If this group rushes to the school gate and finds no one there, then turns around and bumps into Jiang Bai sneaking out from somewhere...
One might wonder, why did the goddess Bai Zhi appear out of nowhere in the school?
It grew out.......
This leads to suspicion about a truth that has been hidden all along!
It's not important that the others realize Jiang Baizhi is Jiang Bai in disguise.
But what if his son, Zhang Cheng, finds out?
He came to school with complete sincerity, only to discover that the "saintess" he had been longing for was actually a "bro".
So.
Will I ever be able to develop an interest in women again in this lifetime?
In utter despair, he might just go to a temple in Thailand and become a monk on the spot!
In that instant, Old Zhang's brain circuits drifted wildly at a speed of 800 kilometers per second, instantly simulating the most terrifying ending:
Act One: Zhang Cheng waited at the school gate for half an hour, but didn't even see a single hair of the goddess.
Act Two: The fool walked back dejectedly and bumped into Jiang Bai, who had just emerged from behind the old teaching building, adjusting his wig while holding up his black stockings.
Act Three: Eyes meet, air freezes. Zhang Cheng looks at his "Junior Sister Bai Zhi," who is as pure as a lotus in his heart, still holding the bottle of pure mineral water in her hand, and that familiar face is on the body of the muscular "Big Brother" Jiang Bai.
With a snap, Old Zhang seemed to hear the sound of his son's values shattering.
Followed by.
An extremely bizarre scene slowly unfolded in Lao Zhang's mind.
Inside a Thai temple filled with the smoke of incense.
His son, a once promising architect, was now wearing an orange robe, his head shaved even brighter than his father's.
dong dong dong-
He was striking a wooden fish in his hand, his eyes filled with a deathly stillness as if he had seen through the world.
Zhang Cheng clasped his hands together and gave him an ethereal smile:
"Old Deng, stop trying to persuade me."
"All the most beautiful women in this world are virile men; the greatest sorrow is a broken heart."
"Goodbye, old Deng, I'm setting sail tonight."
"Don't worry about me, I have the robe and the oar of the relics!"
No!!!!!!
Old Zhang let out a scream like a groundhog in his mind!
He absolutely cannot tolerate this tragedy happening!
The Zhang family still needs to continue its lineage, and he absolutely cannot allow the Zhang family's only son to go to Southeast Asia to study Buddhism!