novelslam Chapter 70 Was I born?
Chapter 70 Was I born?
It's the kind of groan an old person makes when they're about to die.
It also carried a rustling sound.
Is the old lady dying?
It's not that he's malicious, but the old man is over eighty years old, and given the current killing threshold...
It's about time to close the account.
Jiang Yu quickly ran to "Grandma's" room...
In those few short steps, many unpleasant images flashed through his mind.
For example, an old lady collapsed on the ground convulsing, an old lady banged her head against the wall, an old lady swallowed a medicine bottle and choked, or she choked on a mouthful of phlegm...
I ran to the door and saw...
Jiang Yu was stunned.
Zhao Zilong was lying on the ground doing push-ups.
While it's rare for an 80-year-old woman to do push-ups, it's not entirely impossible.
After all, these days, older folks are incredibly generous with their money.
The problem is...
She was carrying that marble ball that weighed 100 kilograms on her back!
I don't know how that old lady managed to throw the stone ball onto her own back.
Her body was taut in a straight line, with no bend from her shoulders to her ankles.
Even with a 200-pound stone weight on his back, his waist doesn't sag at all.
She went up and down like that, up and down...
His thick, muscular arms had bulging veins and were so muscular they looked like they were about to burst out of his elastic, floral long-sleeved shirt.
A batch of people with standard movements.
With each rise and fall, a "creaking" sound could be heard.
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It wasn't her bones that were cracking.
The floor is yelling at you.
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, even if I had recorded the old lady's actions and posted them online, they would have been judged as AI-generated.
however…
This is not over yet.
As Zhao Zilong was doing it, he suddenly pushed himself up with both hands...
She clapped her hands in mid-air as she sprang up.
"Snapped!"
The crisp sound of clapping echoed in the room.
Wow, high five push-ups!
And he was doing push-ups while carrying a 100-kilogram stone ball on his back!
Holy crap!
"Grandma...Grandma?" Jiang Yu's voice was a little unsteady.
Zhao Zi didn't even raise his head.
She continued carrying the stone ball, clapping her hands and doing push-ups while shouting to Jiang Yu.
"Hey, grandson, you've come at the perfect time!"
The old lady's voice was very steady, without even a hint of panting.
"Come on, get on Grandma's back, give Grandma some weight!"
Jiang Yu's expression twisted in pain.
Go...go where?
Shall I stand on the stone ball?
Jiang Yu wasn't worried about the difficulty of getting off the breast...
This stone ball weighs 200 jin, and he weighs 165 jin.
Together they're almost 400 pounds!
He didn't want to be the last grandson to crush his grandmother to death.
"Grandma...please don't do this, please stop, I'm scared!" Jiang Yu's gaze followed Zhao Zilong's movements, like a spectator watching a circus act.
"What are you afraid of?"
"I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll crush you, Grandma!"
"Why are you being so mean? Don't you always ride Grandma's exercise bike?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Was I born?
As Zhao Zilong worked, he turned his head to look at the door.
Jiang Ning poked half her head out, looking inside with a terrified expression.
"Little girl, you come up here too!"
Jiang Ning shook her head like a rattle-drum, her ponytail swinging wildly behind her head.
"No, no, no..."
"Hmph, do you think I'm too weak?"
"No, no! That's not what I meant, I...I was too light!" Jiang Ning replied in a panic.
Seeing that the brother and sister refused to come up, Zhao Zilong became a little unhappy.
She supported herself with one hand on the ground and pointed to the side with the other.
"Then please bring me the safety bar and put it on me!"
Jiang Yu couldn't hold back any longer.
So that safety bar was for his mother to gain weight?
There's no time to marvel at Zhao Zilong's physical prowess now.
He had only one thought in his mind—he mustn't let the old lady suddenly die at home.
Fitness enthusiasts often die suddenly.
He often sees that kind of news online.
Fitness gurus suddenly die in the gym, bodybuilders collapse under weight plates, weightlifting hunks suffer brain hemorrhages while squatting…
They all looked as strong as oxen, but then they just disappeared.
Although this Ms. Zhao Zilong in front of me looks even more impressive than those fitness gurus…
But she's over eighty years old after all!
Whoever she really is...
According to some absurd "refresh" mechanism of this world, she is her own grandmother.
If anything happens to her, I, as her grandson, will bear some responsibility.
"Grandma, I beg you, please don't do it anymore, okay?"
"Stop! Stop!"
"No... why are you doing it faster and faster?!"
"Wow, I'm really impressed..."
"Grandma, can you stop being so naughty?"
Jiang Yu tried to persuade him for a long time.
Zhao Zilong not only ignored him, but also began to perform more and more fancy push-ups.
It seemed like he was going against Jiang Yu to prove that he was physically strong.
High-fives, one-handed claps...
Fortunately, there was a large stone ball pressing down on them.
Otherwise, she could have taken off.
This old lady is truly rebellious.
As Ms. Zhao Zilong's popularity gradually rises, she still shows no sign of stopping...
Jiang Yu knew he absolutely couldn't let her continue.
If we continue like this, something really bad will happen!
In a moment of desperation, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"Grandma! I'm hungry!"
He shouted at the top of his lungs.
Zhao Zilong's push-up motion stopped instantly.
She raised her head, a glint of light flashing in her cloudy eyes.
Are you hungry?
"Ugh! I'm so hungry! Grandma, can you get me something to eat?" Jiang Yu said sincerely, clutching his stomach.
Zhao Zilong looked at Jiang Yu with a kind and indulgent smile on his face.
"Okay, Grandma will go and cook for you right away."
Jiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
My God, you've finally stopped...
Seeing Zhao Zilong about to get up, he wanted to go forward to help but didn't know how.
That's a 100-kilogram stone ball.
If it rolled over and bumped into me, I'd be covered in bruises.
Adhering to the principle of "saving the small over the big," he quickly stepped aside.
Jiang Ning was still standing there dumbfounded at the door.
Jiang Yu casually pushed her outside the door to prevent any accidents from happening.
Just as Jiang Yu was pondering how the old woman had managed to remove the stone ball from her back…
Zhao Zilong suddenly roared.
"Hey!"
Then she pushed off the ground with both hands...
The immense explosive force sent the stone ball on its back flying with a "whoosh".
I grass!
Jiang Yu shrank back in fright.
The stone ball flew vertically up to about the height of a person, almost hitting the ceiling, and then it hovered in the air for a while.
Just as the stone ball was about to hit the ground, and Jiang Yu was about to cover his ears...
Zhao Zilong rolled over and went from a push-up position to lying flat on his back.
His body sprang up like a spring, instantly performing a somersault.
At the same time, the stone ball landed right in front of her.
She quickly reached out her right hand and steadily caught the falling stone pier.
The movements were light and airy...
It's like catching a basketball that's been thrown off the backboard.
Jiang Yu's eyes widened.
One hand, a 100-kilogram marble ball…
What does this mean?
He accompanied his roommate Wang Jiliang to the gym when he was in college.
Of course, it's not for fitness.
He was simply setting up a scheme for that scoundrel Wang Jiliang to get the rich woman to marry him.
That's a story for another time, so I won't go into details here.
At that time, a guy was rowing without removing his plates, and he casually tried a 100kg deadlift.
It's possible to pull it up.
However, his movements were completely distorted, and his whole body compensated, bending over like a shrimp.
I just pulled that one tug, and my back hurt for several days afterward.
But this elderly man, over eighty years old...
He can hold a 100-kilogram stone ball with one hand without changing his expression.
It can also be bounced around a couple of times, as if it's getting a feel for the ride.
It's like picking out a watermelon at a supermarket—"Is this stone ball ripe? Is it guaranteed to be sweet?"
Jiang Yu felt that physics no longer existed.
Bad news came from the bodybuilding world: Noggen looked like a greenhorn in front of the old lady.
Zhao Zilong placed the stone ball steadily in the corner of the wall, next to the supermarket shopping cart.
She dusted off her hands and strode out.
As I passed by the door...
Zhao Zilong squatted down and looked at Jiang Ning with a smile.
She reached out her calloused and wrinkled hand and gently patted Jiang Ning's head.
"Little girl, I don't know whose daughter you are, but let's eat together."
Jiang Ning appeared several centimeters shorter in the photos.
Her lips trembled, and her voice shook.
"Thank you, Grandma! Oh, thank you..."
Zhao Zilong smiled, revealing a missing front tooth.
Then she stood up and went into the kitchen.
soon…
A clanging sound came from the kitchen.
There was also the sound of Zhao Zilong humming a song.
It was a very old song, and Jiang Yu couldn't recall its name.
But the melody is familiar; it was played on the radio at the orphanage when I was a child.