novelslam Chapter 17 is bad, it's coming for us.
Chapter 17 is bad, it's coming for us.
"All disciples, follow me to protect our ancestor."
"Brothers, follow me and gather your strength. We'll strike when this monster undergoes his tribulation and try to kill him in one blow!"
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"Wow! I've never seen such an exaggerated lightning tribulation before."
Under the lightning tribulation, Zhang Daoyuan ate while watching the show.
The terror of this lightning tribulation is simply exaggerated; it's something even movies can't portray.
Zhang Jianyi sat to the side, a peach wood sword stuck in the ground directly in front of him: "Wow! Grandmaster is indeed a great demon... no, a powerful being! His tribulation lightning is worthy of being recorded in history books."
Terrifying lightning strikes came in layers.
At this moment, Zhang Xuan was absorbing the five hundred years of cultivation given to him by the system, but he had not yet completely absorbed it.
Instead, a lightning tribulation arrived.
"System, I have a question for you."
"Yes, you said."
"Am I a zombie or a Taoist priest?"
[The host is naturally a legitimate Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain; zombies are your mortal enemies.]
Zhang Xuan pursed his lips and glanced at the lightning tribulation in the sky.
Since the system has said so, a tribulation of lightning? I'm not afraid of you for a second.
"Boost your cultivation level!"
Purple energy gathered all around, and with a loud explosion, Zhang Xuan's flesh and blood were torn apart and then reshaped.
Flying zombies and hairy zombies are worlds apart, their strengths are vastly different.
His cultivation level soared directly from the Dharma Altar Realm to the Yuanfu Realm.
Simultaneously.
Thunder is imminent.
Zhang Jingxu, forcing herself to stand, held the Celestial Master Sword given to her by Zhang Xuan in her hand: "Longhu Mountain disciples, listen to my command! Our Grandmaster's body is not suited to withstand the heavenly lightning head-on. We will assist him with our Daoist arts, and the heavenly lightning will not pose too much of a threat to us Longhu Mountain disciples."
"yes!"
Zhang Daoyuan put down the food in his hand and became serious. He also had to do his part for his master.
suddenly.
He saw a glimmer of light on the distant mountaintop, then looked through his binoculars and exclaimed, "Holy crap!"
"Uncle-Master, something terrible has happened! Someone on that mountain is aiming a magical cannonball at Grandmaster!"
Zhang Jingxu and others: ? ? ? ? ?
His expression changed drastically: "What?! Someone, go and deal with them! Make sure they don't interfere with Grandmaster's breakthrough!"
Zhang Daoyuan and Zhang Jian took the lead and rushed forward with their weapons.
Simultaneously.
Old Jiang and his men on the mountain have successfully gathered their strength.
"Thunder is coming! Brothers, are you ready to fire?"
"Wait, are those people in yellow robes disciples from Longhu Mountain? What are they doing?"
Everyone took out their magical artifacts or binoculars to look over, and they happened to notice that Zhang Jingxu was also looking at them.
"Is that Master Zhang Jingxu from Longhu Mountain? What are they doing?"
The chubby guy behind Lao Jiang looked at Zhang Jingxu and said, "It sounds like he's swearing."
Zhang Jingxu at this moment: I'll f*** you.
Old Jiang and others: ? ? ? ? ?
"Something's not right. Are these disciples from Longhu Mountain protecting this zombie? Or are they setting up an array?"
"Stop talking nonsense." Old Jiang pursed his lips: "The disciples of Longhu Mountain and the zombies are destined enemies. How could they protect him? They must be setting up an array, just like we thought, so that when the tribulation lightning arrives, they can strike at the same time to blast this monster down."
"good!"
"Taoist priest, do not be afraid! We will help you blast this demon down!"
boom--
The lightning struck down with a deafening roar. Just as Zhang Daoyuan and Zhang Jianyi arrived at the mountaintop, they saw a spell being fired after it had been charged up.
Holy crap!
"Demon, get down here!" Old Jiang and the others shouted.
Zhang Daoyuan and the other man could only watch helplessly as the spell flew past, their faces filled with astonishment.
Old Jiang and the others said very politely, "Don't worry, Daoist, this cannonball is very accurate. We do this kind of thing all the time."
Zhang Daoyuan: ? ? ? ?
bang——
Rumbling--
Lightning bolts and magical projectiles flew in together.
Zhang Jingxu glared at Lao Jiang and the others, hurled a curse at them, and then shouted, "Raise the formation! Don't let them hurt the Ancestor!"
A golden array rose from the ground, and countless talismans flew out toward the magical projectiles.
They collided with each other.
"Holy crap!" Old Jiang and the others: ? ? ? ? ?
"Damn it, Master Zhang, your formation is off track! How did it collide with our magical projectiles?"
"Holy crap, Master Zhang, are all the Taoist priests of Longhu Mountain nearsighted?"
Old Jiang and the others were dumbfounded.
Just as they were feeling strange and shocked, they saw Zhang Daoyuan running over angrily, carrying a long sword.
"Are you bunch of rogue cultivators blind? The one undergoing tribulation above my head is my Dragon Tiger Mountain's patriarch! You're bombarding my patriarch with magical cannonballs, are you trying to start a war with Dragon Tiger Mountain?"
Old Jiang and others: ? ? ? ? ?
"This...this Taoist priest, what...what did you say?" Old Jiang tilted his head, his words stammering and broken: "You said...that white-faced, fanged flying zombie, its body shrouded in corpse energy, undergoing its tribulation...is your ancestor?"
"This formation isn't a corpse-destroying formation, but rather a protective one for him?"
Zhang Jian squinted, watching the situation in the air.
"If you manage to bring down my ancestor, you'll see how you all die."
Fortunately, the formation intercepted the sneak attack shell.
But Lao Jiang and the others still refused to believe it: "Taoist, please think it over. This is a zombie! Even if it was your ancestor in life, it's already a zombie now. It needs to suck blood and bite people!"
"Nonsense." Zhang Daoyuan scoffed. "My ancestor was a zombie Taoist priest, and he was a good person."
Old Jiang and others: ? ? ? ?
The zombie Taoist priest, a good person, what a novel combination of words!
Looking through binoculars at Zhang Jingxu and the others, I saw that Zhang Jingxu was cursing again.
At the same time, Zhang Xuan's cultivation successfully entered the Yuanfu realm, and the lightning tribulation also flew over.
He turned around and roared, "Lightning strike me? I am a Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain, are you blind?"
Immediately afterwards, he made a fist with his left hand and drew a talisman with his right.
A golden talisman appeared out of thin air, transforming into a stream of light that instantly blocked the lightning tribulation.
At the same time, lightning burst forth from his left fist, directly absorbing the lightning tribulation.
The Righteous Law Tribulation is aimed at evil spirits, but it is a great tonic for Taoist practices.
"Holy crap! Thunder Mage!"
"Holy crap, is this a Taoist talisman that grants access to the heavens?"
"Holy crap!!! Get out of here, the Taoist priest is coming for us!"
Today's experience was truly terrifying; it will probably take Lao Jiang and the others a long time to process and completely forget about it.
Having survived the tribulation, Zhang Xuan successfully entered the Yuanfu realm.
Now that I have mastered the Heavenly Talisman and the Five Thunder Orthodox Method, I am qualified to participate in the Celestial Master election.
I wonder how well the other candidates are doing with their Five Thunderbolts Technique. If they don't know the Five Thunderbolts Technique, well...
He hovered in the air and saw Zhang Jingxu and the others heading menacingly towards the mountaintop. He knew without a doubt what had happened.
He immediately rushed over, his body bathed in golden light.
Old Jiang and the others: Oh no, they're coming for us!
This damn zombie ancestor not only knows the Golden Light Spell, but also thunder magic!
They almost blew up someone else's ancestor with a cannonball.
"Fellow Daoist, please wait! We didn't mean to! It's just that your ancestor is too terrifying!"