Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 139 Orca, QQ Sausage, and a Light Bulb

Today there's a live show featuring orcas and seals, with two huge pools separated by a transparent barrier.

The stands were already packed, with cheers erupting from one audience member to another.

The VIP seating is located on the lower level, closer to the pool, allowing for a closer look and even interaction.

At this moment, Jiang Ling, Li Meiyu, and Ouyang Kexin were sitting in the best seats in the VIP section.

What? You're asking where the ticket came from?

The answer was—it was obtained from Koizumi Aoyama, and Jiang Ling made a phone call to that place.

"Feed? Old man... oh no, Uncle Qingshan, umm, it's me, Xiaoling. Here's what happened..."

After hearing Jiang Ling's description, the tough guy, who was busy dealing with the corruption case involving power and money at Shilu University and arresting criminals, laughed in exasperation.

Okay, okay, you want to make corrupt deals with me, huh... Well, you've really picked the wrong person!

What I, Koizumi Aoyama, am best at is saying "No" to corruption and bribery!

"Okay, I'll call and ask if they have any tickets."

Well, I was just asking if there were any tickets closer to the front of the table. How can that be considered corruption? It's about caring for the cultural and sports activities of younger generations and promoting social harmony!

Koizumi Aoyama dialed a number without changing his expression.

On the other side, the aquarium.

Before long, the venue manager rushed over and respectfully presented three VIP tickets that even money couldn't always buy.

【♫Mistakenly entered the Heavenly Palace～Advise me to put down the sand in my hand～♫】

Just then, the venue's background music started playing the perfect tune.

[Photo opportunity with seals: 5000 yen]

[Photo with orcas: 5000 yen]

However, with a special VIP ticket, the official gifts include: unlimited free photo opportunities, a small gift set, and decorations featuring seals, penguins, and orcas.

"Then please ask Kexin to take our picture!"

Li Meiyu picked up a fluffy seal headband and put it on, instantly transforming the small cake into an adorable ocean-themed QQ sausage.

She shoved the Canon into Kexin's arms, then grabbed Jiang Ling, who was wearing an orca headdress and looked somewhat helpless, and gave a playful wink to the camera.

"You stinky blondie! Look at the camera! And look at that other arm around her waist..." she whispered the order.

Jiang Ling had no choice but to comply. The large orca bent its knees and leaned against the small white seal, flashing a sunny smile at the camera.

Ouyang Kexin stood there for a long time before raising her camera to take a picture.

For some reason, a subtle, bittersweet feeling suddenly welled up inside me...

Li Meiyu took the camera back and glanced at it. Then she noticed the faint hint of gloom on her best friend's face and couldn't help but chuckle to herself.

Last time, Miyu ate a mouthful of dog food from you and Mr. Knight.

This time it's your turn to eat the dog food from that person and that stinky blond guy!

"Miyu..." Kexin said in a slightly embarrassed whisper, "I feel like a third wheel..."

Li Meiyu leaned close to her ear, lowered her voice, and smiled slyly:

"It's okay~ Just think of me as you, and the blond guy as 'Mr. Knight.' Just imagine you're taking a picture of 'yourself' and 'Mr. Knight' from a third-person perspective~"

"Huh? You can... do that?" Ouyang Kexin nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite, with some difficulty. "Well... okay then."

"Hmm~ Let's take another kissing photo~"

In high spirits, Li Meiyu shoved the camera back into Kexin's hands, then ran back to Jiang Ling, stood on tiptoe, hugged his neck, and tilted her head up:

"Hmm~"

"what?"

"Eating mouths, huh?" Li Meiyu said matter-of-factly.

"Uh... in front of Kexin-chan?" Jiang Ling's lips twitched slightly, and she was about to lose her composure.

What goes around comes around...

Last time, it was Meiyu who saw him and Kexin making out.

So, is it Kexin's turn to be the victim this time?

"It's okay, Kexin won't mind."

Li Meiyu pouted, looking at him with a hint of dissatisfaction and coquettishness in her eyes, "Or... do you think kissing Meiyu is a really annoying thing?"

"That's not true at all! Being able to taste Miyu's little mouth is the happiest thing in the world!"

"Hmph~ Smooth talker... Mmm... Chu~"

Ouyang Kexin raised her Canon camera, and the viewfinder clearly showed the two people kissing. She tried her best to "mentally switch" with Meiyu as she had been instructed.

She tried to see Jiang Ling as a knight... well, that's easy.

In my field of vision, Jiang Ling has transformed into Mr. Knight.

Then, I started to see Miyu as myself...

She looked at Miyu again, rubbed her eyes, but found that no matter what she did, she couldn't achieve a psychological replacement...

However, Jiang Ling had already automatically replaced him with the image of Mr. Knight in her mind...

So, through the camera's viewfinder, what she "saw" was:

The "Knight" she had been longing for was embracing and kissing her best friend.

They nestled together, he lowered his head, she looked up, and they exchanged breaths passionately.

Ouyang Kexin felt a sudden jolt in her heart, as if a block of ice had been stuffed into it, and a chill instantly spread through her.

She stood there, camera in hand, completely oblivious, forgetting to press the shutter button.

After Li Meiyu finished kissing Kexin and ran over to ask for photos, she discovered that Kexin hadn't taken a single one.

"I'm sorry, I... I was daydreaming..." Ouyang Kexin snapped out of her reverie and quickly apologized, her face flushed.

"Well, there's no other way then, how about one more kiss..."

Li Meiyu wanted to kiss him a few more times, so she didn't blame her clumsy best friend. She happily ran back and hugged Jiang Ling's neck again.

……

On the other side, in the regular VIP section.

After returning to China, Liu Yishan stayed at home for two days without anything happening.

Then, Mom burst into the room and said:

"Let's go for a walk. I bought you tickets to Ocean Park..."

Firstly, she'd been staying home for too long and was starting to feel suffocated; secondly, she needed to earn money, and her fans kept urging her to update...

So today she wore a seal cosplay outfit and started a live stream.

Hello everyone, I'm "Mikasa". Welcome to my live stream...

Comment 1: [Oh my god, Mikasa is so cute today!]

Comment 2: [666, cosplaying an ocean QQ sausage, with orca meat standing in front of an orca, as expected of Mikasa...]

Comment 3: [Mikasa, to confirm if this is an AI stream, please show your feet. If it's AI, it will be a blurry mess...]

Comment 4: [Mikasa-sensei... the thing with the butt all blurred out is AI...]

Comment 5: [Mikasa-sensei, they're all perverts. Send me their photos privately so I can check if they're AI-generated...]

Liu Yishan selectively ignored the suggestive comments, set up her selfie stick, asked a staff member for a string of dried fish, and said with a smile:

"Today I'll be showing you something special: feeding orcas!"

As she spoke, she walked over to the orcas that were resting by the pool after their performance, squatted down, shook the dried fish in her hand, and imitated the tone of someone teasing a cat:

"Suck, suck, suck~ Come on, swallow..."

The orca's massive head emerges from the water.

The black bean-like eyes first glanced at the insignificant string of dried fish.

Then he looked at the two-legged creature in front of him, wearing a fluffy seal bodysuit and with an impressive figure.

It seemed to have thought for 0.1 seconds.

Then, it opened its mouth wide, suddenly leaned forward, and bit down on the huge, furry seal head hood of Liu Yishan's seal cosplay costume.

"Huh?"

"Ugh—!"