novelslam Chapter 6 Jiangnan's First Deepest Affection: Buddy, I've learned it!
Chapter 6 Jiangnan's First Deepest Affection: Buddy, I've learned it!
He opened the comments section, and the first top comment read:
"As a medical student, I was blown away. The entire process, from consultation to diagnosis, was textbook-perfect. This school doctor is truly amazing."
Article 2: "Didn't anyone notice that he was talking about a traditional Chinese medicine school doctor? Diagnosing syphilis through a traditional Chinese medicine consultation—what kind of skill is that?"
The third message reads: "I've forwarded this to my buddy who's always hanging out in bars. He's read it but hasn't replied. He's probably crying."
The fourth post is a screenshot; the moment he shrugged and recited the pun last night was captured and turned into an emoji.
The caption read, "Oh dear, Mei's relationship."
The comments below are all the same.
"I've saved it."
"It was stolen."
"I'll need it later."
Lin Mo swiped his fingers down a few times, his grin widening.
His phone vibrated again; this time it was a Weibo notification.
"School doctor conducts live-streamed syphilis diagnosis."
It reached the seventeenth spot on the trending topics list.
By noon, this entry had climbed from seventeenth to fourth place.
By nightfall, it had reached the summit.
The entire internet is discussing this traditional Chinese medicine school doctor who got wiped out while playing King of Glory and then turned around and used puns to educate all the male compatriots.
Bilibili's parody video section worked overnight to cut his phrase "grass" and "plum thing" together.
With the sound effects of Mulan's kill, the video garnered over two million views in three hours.
Emotional bloggers on Xiaohongshu started recording videos using his "half-finished product from the assembly line".
The caption reads, "I suggest all those with a romantic mind memorize this entire text."
A question popped up on Zhihu: "How would you rate the high-energy live-streamed consultation of a syphilis patient by school doctor Lin Mo?"
There are over a hundred answers below.
Medical students analyzed his consultation logic frame by frame.
Some relationship bloggers discussed his views on marriage and love, while others were seriously explaining the diagnosis and treatment of syphilis.
But the most lively place on the entire internet was a name that was repeatedly tagged in the comments section.
"@Jiangnan's Most Affectionate Person, come in and take your beating."
"@Jiangnan's Most Affectionate Person, isn't this school doctor describing you?"
"@Jiangnan's Most Affectionate One, don't you go to bars every day? I suggest you memorize the whole thing."
"@Jiangnan's Most Affectionate One, Biochemical Mother Warning."
"@Jiangnan's most affectionate friend, Tong, this prosperous era is as you wished."
"The deepest affection in Jiangnan".
His real name is Tong Jincheng.
The most famous "playboy" blogger on the entire internet.
The video content is about "how to flirt with girls".
"Bar Socializing"
It mainly features "high-end dating" and has over 20 million followers.
His comment section is always divided into two camps.
One faction sought him out as their teacher and begged him to teach them.
One side criticizes him for corrupting young people's values.
Lin Mo's statement about "half-finished products on an assembly line" is also relevant.
It hit Tong Jincheng squarely in the face.
Some netizens even cut the two paragraphs together; the left side is Tong Jincheng's video, "Brothers, today I'll teach you how to pick up this girl in a bar."
On the right is Lin Mo's video: "Use your brain to think about what the other party wants from you? You are just a half-finished product on their assembly line."
The contrast is absolutely stunning.
Fans from both sides were locked in a fierce battle in the comments section, with Tong Jincheng's fans saying, "It's none of your business how he dates."
Lin Mo's fans said, "It's not dating, it's hooking up, don't try to change the subject."
Bystanders and netizens, eager for a good spectacle, fueled the fire, keeping the topic trending at a high level.
Then, just when the public outcry reached its peak, things took an unexpected turn.
At 12:06 AM, the account "Jiangnan's Most Affectionate" followed Lin Mo.
At 12:08 AM, he left a message in the comments section of Lin Mo's pun video.
Just four words.
"Okay, I get it."
After posting, he also pinned it to the top.
The entire internet is in an uproar.
The number of replies to Tong Jincheng's comment surged to 30,000 within ten minutes.
"No way? Tongzhen came to see us?"
"Dude, I get it—does this mean he's truly convinced?"
"The sun rose in the west, and the most affectionate man in Jiangnan lowered his noble head."
"Translation: The child said, 'Teacher, I understand now.'"
"Double fan ecstasy? No, this is a dream collaboration, I'm speechless."
"Lin Mo is reforming a womanizer online; what kind of 'salvation temple' is this live stream?"
"Tong: I will never dare to use the biological mother again, family."
"The use of the word 'lao' is very clever. In the South, it's called 'da lao,' a polite term used to admit defeat."
When Lin Mo saw this comment the next morning, he was completely stunned.
He sat on a chair in the school clinic, his phone screen hovering over Tong Jincheng's message, "Boss, I get it."
I stared at it for a full ten seconds.
Lin Mo scratched his chin and clicked on Tong Jincheng's homepage to confirm.
It's real, not a fake account. It's verified with a blue V badge and has 22 million followers.
He thought for a moment and replied to Tong Jincheng's comment.
"Good, I'll give you a 20% discount when you register with me next time."
Tong Jincheng replied instantly: "A discount doesn't mean they're giving me penicillin, does it?"
Lin Mo replied, "It depends."
Tong Jincheng replied, "I'm scared, I'm scared."
This conversation was screenshotted by netizens and went viral on various platforms, with the caption "The Century-Long Conversation Between the School Doctor and the Prodigal Son".
Lin Mo gained another wave of followers, and his live stream of the National Youth Traditional Chinese Medicine Professional Skills Competition became very popular.
They have jumped from the bottom of the standings to the top three.
But Lin Mo didn't have time to look at the rankings right now.
Because he was staring blankly at another message on his phone screen.
The male student sent him a WeChat message yesterday.
The message was short, just a few lines, but Lin Mo read it over and over three times.
"Dr. Lin, I'm the one who came to see you yesterday for a rash."
"I went to the dermatology department of the affiliated hospital for a blood test as you suggested, and the results came back—positive for syphilis, with an RPR titer of 1:32. The doctor said I was indeed infected with syphilis and prescribed penicillin. I had my first injection yesterday."
"Thank you. If you hadn't immediately noticed and asked me to investigate, I might not know how long I would have delayed."
A photo of the lab report was also posted below.
Lin Mo finished reading it and typed a few words in reply: "Cooperate well with the treatment, and remember to have a follow-up check-up after the three injections. Be careful in the future."
The male student quickly replied with "Thank you, school doctor," and then sent another message: "School doctor Lin, I'm having trouble getting over this. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I want to go find that woman."
Lin Mo's finger hovered above the screen, not yet deciding how to reply, when the other party sent another long message.
"The more I think about it, the more something seems wrong."
"She was so proactive and experienced back then, with a whole set of procedures, it didn't seem like love at first sight at all."
"She did it on purpose. She definitely knew she had a disease, but she still deliberately had sex with people."
"I checked online and found that my rash is already in stage two, which means that she has been infected for more than one or two months."
"She's a woman with a medical condition, yet she's actively flirting with strange men in bars and won't let me use a condom. Isn't that just asking for trouble?"
Lin Mo looked at the message, remained silent for a moment, and then replied, "Calm down first. I understand your emotions, but acting impulsively won't solve anything."