Chapter 39 Did you know? The G-Wagon's speed is 5 centimeters per second!
Chapter 39 Did you know? The G-Wagon's speed is 5 centimeters per second!
Lin Yan looked interested.
"Where did he catch such a big fish?"
"You know... what if we put this kind of big fish in our fishing grounds..."
"Put it in the pond, then you and I can go fishing for it ourselves."
Just then, a series of hurried footsteps came from behind.
"Ayan!"
Lin Jiayao passed by without taking off his safety helmet, clearly having just arrived from the construction site.
He was just stopped by the old woman and said a few words to her.
Then I overheard Lin Yan and Xier chatting.
Then, Lin Jiayao's mind began to race, and a complete logical chain was pieced together.
The old lady said that the fishing spot has already been used by customers.
Luxury cars worth millions.
Those who come to fish are people who own this kind of car.
Then this person caught... a big fish like this.
What is this?
This is called... a live male! The wealthy circle!
Lin Jiayao suddenly turned around and looked at Lin Yan.
I see!!
"So Ah Yan built this high-end fishing spot not just for his own enjoyment!"
"He's trying to lure the wealthy from the provincial capital here by fishing!"
"Give them a place where they can catch giant fish weighing over 100 pounds, give them a venue to network, and then use that venue to draw all their money and connections here!"
"This approach is...too extreme!!"
Seeing that his cousin seemed very excited, Lin Yan scratched his head inexplicably.
"Does my cousin also like fishing?"
"Ayan, you don't need to hide it from me, I understand everything. Don't worry, I'll plan this section, from the membership system to subsequent resource integration, I know how to do it!"
"...???"
……
Mr. Li gave the old lady a huge red envelope and bought the fish.
Old Wang and Boss Li squatted next to the G-Wagon, taking pictures of the big fish with their phones for half an hour.
"Old Li, tie it to the roof of the car!"
"Yes! It has to be tied to the roof of the car!"
The two middle-aged people's eyes shone brighter than when they saw their first love.
"Today's appearance has to be the grandest!"
Old Wang suddenly slapped his thigh.
"Old Li, you're right! This kind of thing might only happen once in a lifetime!"
The two looked at each other, their eyes filled with the same excitement.
"Let's go! into town!"
"Circling the city three times!"
The provincial capital, in the most prosperous area.
Suddenly, two strange cars appeared on the main road outside the pedestrian street.
There was a Mercedes-Benz G-Class with a blue carp more than a meter long tied to its roof.
The fish scales gleamed silver, and its tail occasionally twitched, slapping against the rear window.
Inside the car, Old Li wore sunglasses and had a cold, aloof expression on his face.
The car stereo was playing the popular "G-Class March" from a short video on a loop.
The key is.
Vehicle speed.
Five centimeters per second.
Yes, that's how fast the cherry blossoms fall.
Old Wang was practically going crazy with excitement as the brave men following behind him took notice.
"Old Li! Drive faster!"
Old Li leaned out of the car window.
"Old Wang! You don't understand! If you drive too fast, other people won't be able to see the fish!"
"..."
Old Wang was convinced.
For the first time, he realized that Old Li was actually quite shrewd and calculating.
The G-Class and the Warrior cruised around the city, slowing down whenever there were more people around.
"Holy crap! What's that on the roof of the car?!"
"Holy crap! It's a fish?!"
"It's so big! Where did it come from?!"
"Quick, take a picture!"
"Snap! Snap!"
Countless mobile phones were raised.
Old Li couldn't suppress the urge to smile.
Cool.
So cool.
After fishing for so many years, he has never felt more satisfied than he does now.
However, joy turned to sorrow.
The entire city was completely blocked.
The drivers behind them, who were initially curious, gradually became agitated.
"Hey, you in front! Are you going to drive or not?!"
"Beep! Beep beep! Beep beep beep!!"
The piercing sound of horns blared continuously.
"Waaaaah~"
A horn sounded.
A motorcycle came up.
A traffic officer dismounted from the motorcycle and walked to the driver's side window with a dark expression.
"Knock knock knock".
Old Li turned off the music, smiled apologetically, and rolled down the car window.
"Comrade, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong?!"
"Sir, do you know how fast you travel?"
"...I'll drive slower, it's safer."
"Safety?!"
The traffic officer pointed to the endless line of cars behind him.
"Your slow pace has seriously disrupted public transportation!"
Old Li shrank his neck.
Li Wang quickly came up and smiled apologetically.
"Comrade, I'm so sorry, we'll leave right away, we'll leave right away."
Old Li was mentally prepared to receive a ticket.
However, that comrade only gave them a few stern criticisms, told them to make way, and gave them a few words of verbal instruction.
During this time, his gaze involuntarily drifted towards the roof of the car.
"……cough."
He cleared his throat.
"Sir, the city center is a densely populated area. Please be careful next time and avoid causing congestion in these areas, understand?"
"Okay, okay!"
Old Wang and Boss Li nodded vigorously.
"in addition……"
"master……"
"This fish..."
"Where did you catch it?"
"……what?"
Old Wang was stunned for a moment.
Old Wang and Boss Li exchanged a glance.
The next second, both of them simultaneously broke into those knowing smiles.
"Hey! That's easy to do!"
Old Wang immediately took out his phone.
"I'll add you on social media and send you my location!"
"Okay, then add me on WeChat, and I'll send you some traffic safety information!"
"This time it's just a verbal warning; next time, please don't disrupt public transportation."
"Okay! Thank you, comrade!"
The cavalry charged forward, roaring away.
……
After this battle, Old Wang was completely deified.
His image was captured by a passerby and went viral on local social media.
In the fishing enthusiasts' group, Lao Wang's message caused a stir.
[Holy crap, Lao Wang!! You actually weren't lying!?]
[Brother! Please take me as your apprentice! I'm begging for your location!]
[Hey Lao Wang and Lao Li! I just saw your video, it's awesome!]
Old Wang held his phone, a smile on his face.
He opened each message, read it silently without saying a word, pretending to be an expert, which was completely opposite to his usual behavior of sending messages to the group and then posting a lot of words when he was fishing for information.
So cool.
At that moment, he felt like the chosen one in the fishing world.
All eyes are on us.
He was so engrossed in his vanity that he didn't notice anything amiss.
Honey, this is the eighteenth missed call.
Nine o'clock in the evening.
Old Wang carried a large bag of fish and meat home, humming a song as if he was still savoring the moment.
We'll have a table set up tomorrow!
Call all the fishing buddies over!
Let's all have a taste of this legendary behemoth!
"Honey! I'm home!"
"Look what good stuff I brought you!"
however.
There was only silence in response.
Old Wang was stunned for a moment; his house was pitch black.
Only the small, warm-colored light in the restaurant was on.
Old Wang's heart skipped a beat.
Under the lights.
His wife, Zhang Li, was dressed in a formal suit and sat upright at the dining table.
She didn't look up, and she didn't speak.
Just sitting quietly.
The table was laden with delicious dishes.
Old Wang looked at the food on the table and swallowed hard.
He sensed something... a little off.
"Wife...?"
"I...I'm back."
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