novelslam 137, Wei Xia, Two Hundred Out (Kneeling To Subscribe)
137, Wei Xia, Two Hundred Out (Kneeling To Subscribe)
Tong Yan Tong Yu made the live broadcast room explode with laughter.
【Hahaha, is this what a child thinks? Where did mom buy it, and how did she come up with it?】
【Laughing, does this kid want to buy a mother?】
【Hey, mothers should pay attention, no one will buy a mother who is too fierce!】
[In ancient times, there were shops to buy children, but where to buy mothers today, I am so impressed! I refresh my thoughts every day!】
【In other words, even if mom bought it, can you afford it?】
【I remember a child with big ears cost only one yuan, so it shouldn’t be too expensive to be a mother, right?】
[Slight flaws, two hundred out. 】
【All flaws, no money!】
【Hahahaha, may I ask how fierce Quan Xia is, let these children be mentally prepared!】
【Laughing, where are you going to let them buy their mother?】
【Children's world is so naive! They really don't understand anything!】
[However, I think there is still some comparison, at least I think they are very envious of Xiaomi! 】
【When I was studying, I also envied those rich children. They wear much better clothes than me!】
【Jiang Xiaomi really looks like a little princess!】
[One thing to say, although Jiang Mingyan and her often bicker, but Jiang Mingyan still gives the best things to Xiaomi, so it is normal for Xiaomi to be like a little princess
Jiang Xiaomi also opened his eyes wide, looking at the talking child.
Chen Maimai was also a little shocked. She grabbed Jiang Xiaomi's hand and asked softly, "Can mom also buy it?"
Jiang Xiaomi was also a little puzzled, "But even if we can buy it, we don't have the money to buy it."
As soon as Jiang Xiaomi said this, all the children fell silent.
That's right, even if you can buy a mother with money, they don't have the money.
The children all lowered their heads and stopped talking.
At this time, another child said loudly: "We don't have money, but our father has! We can ask our father to pay for us to change to a new mother!"
"Yes! You can ask Dad to pay for it!"
The children started discussing again in a hurry.
"That's right, my father is the best to me. He always said that my mother is a real murderer. If there is a new mother who is gentler, then he must be very happy."
"Yeah, my dad also often said that my mother is very fierce, and said that sooner or later you will be replaced!"
"It turns out that mom can still buy it! Mom can buy it, so can dad do it too?"
"I also want to buy a father. My mother is fine, but my father is fine! He stares at me all day! He beats me before I finish my homework!"
"Ah, then your father is really good or bad, let's change it!"
"But how should I change it?"
"By the way, Jiang Xiaomi, isn't your father a teacher? Does he know how to change?"
Jiang Xiaomi rubbed his chin, his heart turned a thousand times.
After a while, she said, "Maybe, but he won't necessarily tell us."
A child immediately said: "But he is a teacher, the teacher should tell us what he should know!"
"Yes, yes! I heard that if you ask the teacher any questions, the teacher will answer!"
"Let's just ask ourselves!"
"Yes, yes, let's ask ourselves."
Seeing their high spirits, Jiang Xiaomi felt unreliable.
Although she didn't know if she could buy it, she felt that Jiang Mingyan was such a dog, he probably wouldn't tell them.
So Jiang Xiaomi waved his hand, "If you want to ask yourself, ask yourself, I won't go."
Even if Jiang Xiaomi said so, he still didn't dispel the enthusiasm of these children.
They are still very interested and want to know an answer.
So, they rushed over happily.
And Jiang Xiaomi said to them: "If you ask, just ask, don't mention me, you know?"
The children didn't know if they heard it, but they all ran to Jiang Mingyan anyway.
Chen Maimai asked with some concern: "Can I really buy my mother?"
Jiang Xiaomi shook his head, pretending to be deep and said: "I don't think it is possible!"
Seeing Chen Xiaomai's incomprehension, Jiang Xiaomi explained to her, "My father often dislikes my mother for being too fierce. If he could buy a new mother, he would have bought it a long time ago, and waited until now. ? So I presume it can't be bought at all.
Chen Maimai suddenly realized that, in fact, she also felt that she couldn't buy it.
If she can really buy it, she should also buy it?
Instead of being adopted by Chen Erlei.
Although being adopted by Chen Erlei is also very good.
Chen Maimai was puzzled, "Then you still ask them to ask Uncle."
Jiang Xiaomi smiled "hehe", showing a sinister expression, "Don't find him something to do, hehe~"
At this time, Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei had just arrived at "Home Cooking", because it was not yet business hours, so there were not many people in the store.
They mainly come early because they are afraid that it will be too hot outside later.
You can come to the store to blow on the air conditioner and watch the live broadcast for a while.
The waiter in the store didn't come either, only Lao Jiang and his wife sat watching the live broadcast on TV.
Seeing Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei brothers coming in, the two hurriedly greeted them, "Come on, come in quickly, watch the live broadcast for a while, hehe~"
"What are you laughing at?" Chen Dalei walked in, sat on the stool on the other side, and asked Chen Erlei to sit down by the way, "You're welcome, just treat it as your own home."
Lao Jiang: "...You should be more polite!"
Jiang's mother didn't care about this, she said with a smile: "I was just watching the live broadcast of Xiaomi's school, let's sit and watch together.
As soon as Chen Erlei heard it, he regained his energy immediately, and he didn't care about Chen Dalei, so he just sat down and watched it.
He also asked: "How are the children doing at school? Are you happy, have you been bullied?"
Chen Dalei looked disgusted, "It's fine if you don't see it yourself."
Jiang's mother was very patient, and said with great concern: "Are you worried about Mai's child? Don't worry, Xiaomi is taking good care of her."
Hearing this, Chen Erlei breathed a sigh of relief. He was indeed very worried about Mai Mai, and he was not afraid of embarrassment when he said it.
"This kid, Mai Mai, has never been to school. I can't let go of my heart."
Jiang's mother said softly: "It's all normal. When Xiaomi was in school, we were worried for a long time. 17
Lao Jiang coughed lightly, "Who is worried, I am not worried!"
"You, just want to save face."
Chen Erlei said: "Lao Jiang, you don't have to worry, my elder brother was worried that he couldn't eat or sleep well!"
Chen Dalei blushed when he heard him expose his fault, "What are you talking about, I'm not worried either!"
Chen Erlei: "...I don't know who came over and beat up Xiaojiang at the beginning, saying that he didn't treat the child well.
A few people couldn't reach an agreement because of this matter, so they snorted softly and turned their heads to watch the live broadcast seriously.
And the screen of the live broadcast is showing this group of children wanting to buy their fathers and mothers.
Chen Dalei was stunned, "Still, you still operate like this?"
Thinking that they just watched the live broadcast and didn't understand what happened before, Lao Jiang took the initiative to popularize what happened before.
Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei were stunned for a while, unable to speak for a long time.
Finally, Chen Dalei said: "Second brother, don't worry about Xiaomai right now, he's having fun.
Chen Erlei also nodded, "It seems that I am really worried. But, can these parents really buy it?"
Chen Dalei rolled his eyes, "Why, do you still want to buy one? Our parents' coffin boards can't bear it anymore.
"Hey, where can I do it!" Chen Erlei smiled shyly, "I'll just ask, just ask."
Chen Dalei snorted softly when he heard the words, and ignored Chen Erlei.
Several people watched the live broadcast intently, commenting while watching.
"No matter how you look at it, my Xiaomi is the smartest."
"Obviously it belongs to my old Jiang's family."
"Hey, without my Xiaoran, can we have Xiaomi?"
...Anyway, this gene belongs to my old Jiang's family?"
"I think it's time for us to fight!"
... What kind of fight, how uncivilized. "Lao Jiang curled his lips, "If we have the ability, let's fight!"
Linhai Private Primary School at the moment.
The group of children surrounding Jiang Xiaomi soon ran to Jiang Mingyan's place.
Although Jiang Mingyan is a teacher, for this group of children, Jiang Mingyan is different from ordinary teachers.
When many children see a teacher, they are like a mouse seeing a cat, and they are afraid.
But when they saw Jiang Mingyan, they didn't feel scared, as if Jiang Luyan himself was very friendly.
Jiang Mingyan was looking at his phone when he suddenly felt like an earthquake was coming.
He was so surprised that he looked up all of a sudden, and saw a group of children in front of him, with a light of seeking knowledge on their faces.
Jiang Ming said:
Why does he always have a bad feeling?
Sure enough, a child spoke up.
"Mr. Jiang, can Mom and Dad really buy it?"
Jiang Mingyan: "???" What are they talking about?
I just swipe my phone for a while, and the world becomes so incomprehensible to me?
Looking at Jiang Mingyan's puzzled eyes, a child soon said, "Jiang Xiaomi just said that you can buy a gentle mother, can you really buy it? Where can I buy it?"
Jiang Mingyan: "... Jiang Xiaomi!!"
He roared angrily, and from a distance, Jiang Xiaomi shuddered all over, showing a bitter expression.
"I already told them, who exposed me?" Jiang Xiaomi was very angry.
Chen Mai could only comfort her, Jiang Xiaomi said secretly, "Just pretend not to hear, don't worry."
Chen Xiaomai blinked half understandingly. Although he didn't know why, what Jiang Xiaomi said was right.
So, Chen Xiaomai and Jiang Xiaomi stayed here without moving.
Jiang Mingyan's roar startled the children around him. They all raised their heads and opened their eyes wide with curiosity.
Only then did Jiang Mingyan look down at them, and then showed a very bright smile.
"Of course, you can buy them all! Just go back and ask your parents! They all know!" (The money is good) Hearing Jiang Mingyan's words, all the children showed happy expressions.
"Ah, great, it turns out that Mom and Dad can really buy it!"
"Then I will tell my father when I get home that I want to change to a more gentle mother!"
"Me too, I want a prettier mother, my mother is too fat!"
"Then I want to change to a more handsome father, just as handsome as Teacher Jiang!"
Jiang Mingyan took a look at the kid and said to himself that you have good eyesight.
So he exhorted again: "Remember, if you want to change your parents,
You have to say it when you are eating, and you have to say the reason for the change, so that you can change it. 11
The children nodded their heads half-understood and expressed their views one after another.
"Okay, Teacher Jiang!"
"Then I said when I was eating at night, I want to tell my mother that she is too fierce!
"Me too, I also want to say it when I eat, it's a good thing we all eat together!"
[Laughing, I don’t know if it can be changed, but I know that a group of children are going to be beaten tonight! 】
【Ask the best questions, get the hardest beatings!】
【Being beaten by parents, leaving others nowhere to be beaten!】
【Hahaha, are you all ghosts?】
[One thing to say, Jiang Mingyan seems a bit bad! But I like it~]
[Lock the major live broadcast rooms tonight to watch large-scale entertainment programs——Be beaten! Mixed]
【Hahaha, I don’t know if they can resist beating!】
【It was another sleepless night, Jiang Mingyan is really too bad!】
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