novelslam Chapter 1147 I want to go to your house
Chapter 1147 I want to go to your house
Chapter 1147 I want to go to your house
Beisanban is an old logging area in Yong'an. As a mountain corridor leading from the northwest fork to the Erdingzi Mountain, one of the highest mountains in Yong'an, the Beisanban has gentle mountains, which is what the people of the valley call a slow hill.
This kind of slow hill is most suitable for going downhill on skis. Zhao Jun and his two companions came down from the top of the hill and walked very fast all the way.
There were also troubles along the way. Halfway through, Zhao Weipeng felt that the larch pole in his hand was too heavy, so Zhao Jun asked him to throw one away and ski with only one.
Now they were facing an uphill slope and had no way to slide up, so the three of them could only walk on the snow on their skis, which slowed down their speed.
While walking, Zhao Jun pointed to the woods ahead and said to Xie Chen and Zhao Weipeng, "Uncle, little brother, do you see that forest? We must be careful when we enter the forest."
"Yes!" As soon as Zhao Jun finished speaking, Xie Chen said, "Don't enter the forest!"
In the past few months since Xie Chen joined the Zhao family, he has not only accumulated rich experience in hunting, but also increased his reading volume along with the Li family. He can read a lot of comic books every day.
"Wow!" Zhao Weipeng couldn't help but praise Jie Chen when he heard him say idioms: "Xiao Jie is quite educated, have you finished high school?"
His question made Zhao Jun and Xie Chen laugh. Let alone high school, Xie Chen had never even seen a junior high school textbook.
"Uncle, little brother." Although he was talking and laughing, Zhao Jun pointed to the forest in front again and said to the two of them very seriously: "The three of us cannot disperse in the forest. We have to be careful. We don't know where the big bear is hiding behind the tree."
After hearing what Zhao Jun said, Xie Chen and Zhao Weipeng agreed. Xie Chen knew how powerful a blind bear was. Although Zhao Weipeng had never hunted a bear, he also knew that this brown bear had killed three people.
As the three of them came to the outskirts of the woods, they heard a rustling sound, and mountain birds in the woods were startled.
Zhao Jun raised his hand and called the two men to stop. He was a little confused at this time. It seemed that the brown bear had laid down in the forest again. But an injured bear would not stand up easily, especially during the day. Normally, it would never lay down again.
"There's something wrong with this Xiong Ba." Zhao Jun shook his head slightly and judged: "Its injury should be quite serious."
Gagu is a Northeastern dialect. It has a derogatory meaning when used to describe people, and has the meaning of strange or alternative when used to describe things.
Zhao Jun once again warned Jie Chen and Zhao Weipeng to be careful. Then the three of them held guns in their hands, with Zhao Jun in front and Jie Chen and Zhao Weipeng behind, and the three of them entered the woods in a V-shape.
This forest is not an artificial forest or a secondary forest, but a virgin forest. However, there are many bright spots in the virgin forest at the foot of the mountain, because there is no lush grass under the big trees.
In this primeval forest, apart from the big trees, there are only small trees growing under the big trees.
Through the branches and twigs, Zhao Jun vaguely saw a large creature moving in the woods ahead.
But the black shadow flashed by, and Zhao Jun didn't even have a chance to shoot or grab it.
Zhao Jun stopped, raised his gun and aimed, but he could no longer find the target.
Zhao Jun made a gesture and led Jie Chen and Zhao Weipeng to speed up their march. It should be said that Zhao Weipeng was quite energetic. At this critical moment, the fat man did not complain about the hardship or tiredness, but followed Zhao Jun closely with his gun.
At the same time, a brown bear came out from the north of the forest and walked through the snow all the way to the high mountains in the north.
The big brown bear was walking in the snow, with its head and back exposed outside the snow, and its body and limbs almost all covered in the snow.
The big brown bear looked back as it walked. It had smelled some strange odors when it was lying in the woods just now.
Bears have the most sensitive sense of smell. They can sniff out human odors and classify them into smoke, oil mud, etc.
I don’t know why, but the big brown bear felt danger when it smelled the scent of humans, so it got up and left without hesitation.
But as they walked out of the woods, the mountain wind blew the smell of Zhao Jun's three men to the big brown bear.
It could smell three people chasing it, so it immediately turned its head and changed its route.
The big brown bear made a half circle on the hillside and then crawled in the snow.
The big brown bear twisted its buttocks as it lay prone, and a sharp pain pierced its anus. That day, it sat on a hedgehog that had burrowed into its anus and killed it. Although the hedgehog was dead, its spines had pierced the inner wall of the brown bear's large intestine.
The thorns still had some of the hedgehog's flesh attached to them, which caused great distress to the big brown bear.
When the big brown bear feels uncomfortable while walking, it keeps twisting its buttocks or squeezing its anus hard. Although this squeezes out some of the hedgehog's flesh and blood, it also causes its anus to swell and rub, causing inflammation.
Later, the big brown bear rubbed its butt against the tree legs and trunk. As it did this repeatedly, the anus not only did not get better, but it started to bleed and pus.
Blind bears are all thick-skinned and tough, but that part of their body is different. No matter how tough a creature is, it cannot bear the pain in its anus. It's just like when a human has hemorrhoids.
The big brown bear, in great pain and with pent-up anger, chose to release the pain in his heart by attacking people.
At this time, it was lying in the snow, waiting to launch a sneak attack on Zhao Jun and others.
Passing through the forest, the Zhao army was not in a hurry to move on, but looked up and looked forward.
The trees ahead are even more sparse, with only a few small trees, because this area had undergone selective felling the year before.
As the tree grew over the past two years, many branches grew out of the original tree stump.
Some of these tree branches were as thick as wrists, and they blocked Zhao Jun's view in clusters and piles.
Zhao Jun knew that the more this happened, the more careful he had to be.
He walked in front, leaving Jie Chen and Zhao Weipeng four or five meters behind him. The three of them walked slowly forward in a V-shape, holding their guns.
At this time, the big brown bear lay in the snow, its mouth slightly open, revealing its sharp canine teeth. It secretly looked at the three Zhao Jun soldiers, and its limbs huddled in the snow moved slightly, ready to attack.
The big brown bear was lying in front of the Zhao army's right side, and there was another forest blocking the way, so the Zhao army couldn't see the big brown bear even with their guns.
When Zhao Jun was about twenty-four or twenty-five meters away from the big brown bear, he was looking around with his gun when he heard a "clang".
The mountain wind howled and the bear roared.
The branches and twigs around them rustled, and the bear's roar exploded like thunder above the three people's heads.
In an instant, the scalps of the three Zhao soldiers felt tingling and their faces went numb.
This is a normal physiological reaction and has nothing to do with how much hunting experience you have.
Zhao Jun and Jie Chen were fine, but Zhao Weipeng was stunned on the spot. As he watched the sky darken, Zhao Weipeng screamed in shock.
The brown bear jumped out from the snow and used the force to spin into the air.
It leaped three or four meters, and spun five or six meters. When the bear fell, it was only sixteen or seventeen meters away from the Zhao army.
The brown bear's huge body rose and fell, blowing up the snow like smoke, blinding people's eyes.
"Bang!" Zhao Jun didn't see clearly the sudden change, but he saw a black shadow rising and falling. Zhao Jun turned the muzzle of his gun and shot directly at the place where the black shadow landed.
"Don't panic!" Zhao Jun fired a shot and shouted, he was afraid that Jie Chen and Zhao Weipeng would make mistakes in a hurry. At this time, the three of them were wearing skis, and it was difficult to run.
But the gun fired a breath, Zhao Jun shouted, and his breath was instantly disordered. Before Zhao Jun could adjust his breathing, the snow exploded, and the snow was blown towards Zhao Jun by the wind, and at the same time, the big brown bear rushed towards Zhao Jun.
"Oh!"
A gunshot rang out, and blood spurted out of the big brown bear. The bear somersaulted and fell headfirst onto the snow, instantly turning the surrounding snow red.
At this time, Jie Chen opened the barrel of the gun and stuffed the bullet in his palm into the chamber.
With the help of Jie Chen, Zhao Jun held his breath and saw the brown bear emerging from the snow. He fired three shots in a row.
As the brown bear jumped up, two shots hit the abdomen and one hit the leg.
The brown bear fell on the snow, flailing its limbs to try to pounce on Zhao Jun again. But just as Zhao Jun was about to shoot the brown bear in the head, he heard a burst of gunfire.
"Da da da da..."
Zhao Jun: "..."
Xie Chen: “…”
After a series of gunshots, the brown bear lay motionless in the snow, its back riddled with bullets.
"Nephew! Nephew!" Zhao Weipeng, who had put the safety on his gun, gestured with his hands and feet to Zhao Jun, shouting, "He's dead! He's dead!"
Zhao Jun raised his hand and shot the brown bear twice in the head. He then called out to Jie Chen, "Little brother, open the bear quickly!"
Upon hearing this, Xie Chen also put on the safety of his gun, then went over with Zhao Jun and turned the brown bear over on its back.
Looking at the big brown bear's torn chest, Zhao Jun quickly drew his knife and cut open the bear.
At this time, Zhao Weipeng took out the camera from his bag and stood behind Zhao Jun to take a picture of the brown bear's death.
Although Zhao Jun and Jie Chen both hit the bear, the bear was eventually killed by Zhao Weipeng's gun.
The bear's chest was cut open by the knife, and its interior was in chaos, with its intestines broken. Fortunately, the bear had no food in its stomach during the winter, otherwise it would have been more troublesome to clean up.
At this time, Zhao Jun and Xie Chen had no time to care about anything else. Xie Chen held the broken liver in his hand, while Zhao Jun hurriedly took off the bear gall.
There were two holes in the bear's gallbladder, and the bile that flowed out was absorbed by the liver, leaving only about one third.
"Hurry up, little brother, I have a rope in my pocket." Zhao Jun pinched the damaged part of the bear gallbladder and urged Jie Chen, who quickly pulled Zhao Jun's pocket. At this time, Zhao Weipeng came over and asked, "Nephew, is this the bear gallbladder?"
"Yeah." Zhao Jun looked at Zhao Weipeng with a bitter face and said, "Uncle, you lost a thousand dollars with those shots."
"Ah?" Zhao Weipeng was shocked when he heard this. Although he was rich, one thousand yuan was not a small amount.
"Your gallbladder is broken, and all the bile is gone." Xie Chen took out a cloth bag and a string from Zhao Jun's pocket, and said to Zhao Weipeng, "I'm going to dry the bile into powder and sell it for money."
"Oh, tsk!" Zhao Weipeng also felt sorry after hearing this. He smacked his lips and said to Zhao Jun and Xie Chen, "It's okay. I'll make up for the difference."
"Uncle, that's not necessary." Zhao Jun said hurriedly, "You just came up the mountain and don't know about these things. We have this mountain fortune, so if we can get it, we'll get it. If we can't, forget it."
The big boss is willing to compensate, which is very kind. Zhao Jun can't ask Zhao Weipeng to pay the money.
"Then we'll talk about it later." Zhao Weipeng was a generous man. Seeing Zhao Jun being so generous, Zhao Weipeng waved his fat hand and said, "Uncle will definitely not let you down."
As he spoke, Zhao Weipeng handed the camera to Zhao Jun and said, "Come, take two pictures for uncle."
Zhao Jun and Jie Chen posed for the bear in several positions and cooperated with Zhao Weipeng to take photos.
Taking advantage of the bloodstains on the snow as a background, Zhao Weipeng took more than ten photos in a row. He put away his camera contentedly and asked Zhao Jun, "Shall we go back?"
"Oh my!" Zhao Jun looked at the brown bear's body and said to Xie Chen, "Brother, what should we do?"
"What should I do?" Xie Chen was a little confused and said, "Brother Jun, you ask me?"
Zhao Jun turned to Zhao Weipeng and said, "Uncle, we can't throw this meat away. We have to give it back."
"Oh my God!" Zhao Weipeng wanted to deny it when he heard what Zhao Jun said.
This is human nature. People are excited when hunting, but get worried after they get the game.
"Brother, take the rope!" Zhao Jun said to Jie Chen, "Let's pull it back and go down the fork in the forest. We'll figure out a way to get to the firewood transport road."
Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Xie Chen took out a rope from his bag. Zhao Jun took the opportunity to make a promise to Zhao Weipeng, saying, "Uncle, take this blind bear back and ask the canteen to stew a bear paw for you."
At this point, Zhao Jun continued to tempt: "Red-braised bear paw, you can't eat it no matter how much money you have in the city."
When Xie Chen heard this, he knew that Zhao Jun wanted to trick Zhao Weipeng into helping him pull the bear, so he immediately stepped aside and said, "Yes, Uncle Zhao, cut some more fat and make pancakes with oil. I tell you, the pancakes made with oil from a blind bear are very fragrant and soft."
"Don't try to fool me, you two." Zhao Weipeng smiled and took out a Shilin cigarette, took out two and gave one to Jie Chen. Then he didn't rush to light a cigarette, but turned to Zhao Jun and said, "Nephew."
"Hey, uncle." Seeing Zhao Weipeng calling him, Zhao Jun quickly responded, and then heard Zhao Weipeng say: "The food in the cafeteria these past two days... I'm a little tired of it."
"Ah?" Zhao Jun was startled and asked casually, "Uncle, is the food in the cafeteria not good?"
Boss Zhao has only been here for a few days, it’s impossible for him to be tired of the food, so Zhao Jun thought that he was picky about the food in the cafeteria.
"Well..." At this time, Boss Zhao looked a little shy and embarrassed.
"What's the matter, uncle?" Zhao Jun asked, "Is the food in the cafeteria not tasty?"
The officials struck matches and came over to light a cigarette for Zhao Weipeng. After taking a puff of the cigarette, Zhao Weipeng said to Zhao Jun, "It's quite delicious, but..."
Zhao Weipeng stopped talking halfway, and Zhao Jun was confused and said, "Uncle, if you have anything to say, just tell me. We have been getting along well these past two days, and you are a guest. If you want to eat or drink something, just let me know. We don't have the conditions, so I'll go down the mountain to the city to buy it for you."
"Nephew, that's not necessary." Zhao Weipeng grabbed Zhao Jun and said, "Since you said that, I won't be polite to you."
"Then you see..." Zhao Jun smiled and said, "Uncle, just tell me what you need."
Zhao Weipeng first smiled at Zhao Jun, then said: "They all said that your food is very good."
"Huh?" Zhao Jun was stunned. He didn't react for a while. At this time, Zhao Weipeng said a little embarrassedly: "I also lived a poor life when I was a child. I am not a picky eater. But it's just me and Secretary Zhou eating together every day. It's not interesting."
Zhao Jun groaned in silence after hearing what he said, and then Zhao Weipeng continued, "I heard from Old Huang that several families in your village eat at your house, so your house is very lively every day."
Zhao Jun: "..."
(End of this chapter)