Chapter 148 Dismantling a pair is a pair
Chapter 148 Dismantling a pair is a pair
Chen Xuan cared to play tricks on them, but didn't pay attention to observe.
Taking a closer look, he also saw that boy familiar.
Isn't this guy the guy who picked his feet when he was eating?
Then Chen Xuan used pepper spray to help him cure beriberi, and finally he was the beriberi man who broke him down.
Can't remember the name, but Chen Xuan concluded that it was him.
Unexpectedly, it was only a few days before I found my partner.
He's really blind too.
Chen Xuan took off his hat, and the other party recognized him immediately.
"Damn it! It's your Erbi! At that time, I used chili water to treat me..."
The boy hesitated to speak.
"Cure beriberi." Chen Xuan helped him finish the sentence.
The girl said: "Beriberi? What's the situation? Do you know each other?"
"It's not just acquaintances. You dared to play me before, but now you come to make troubles? See if I don't beat you to death!"
Saying that, the boy raised his fist.
Chen Xuan hurriedly said: "Don't buddy, don't be impulsive!"
"You still have the face to tell me not to be impulsive?"
"I came to see you on business."
"roll!"
"It's something."
The girl grabbed the boy and asked, "What's the matter?"
"that is.."
Just as Chen Xuan opened his mouth, he suddenly felt that he was too lazy to explain so much, so he directly opened a bag of [dog food] and sprinkled it on the girl.
Then run away.
"Crash value from Fang Jianwei, +222"
"I just said this guy is sick!"
When Chen Xuan saw the crash value, he remembered that this guy was Fang Jianwei.
Fang Jianwei chased after Chen Xuan while shouting.
In a corner of the square, two old men were sitting.
The old woman said to the old man: "Old man, what is that young man doing tonight, why is he being chased all the time?"
"I don't know, I saw him being chased, but also very happy at the same time..."
Fang Jianwei couldn't catch up with Chen Xuan after a few steps.
Usually lack of exercise, who is Chen Xuan's opponent.
Out of breath after two steps.
"He ran away again! Fuck! You haven't avenged the last time!"
Fang Jianwei cursed and turned to look for his girlfriend.
"Let's break up." The girl said suddenly.
"What? Break up?"
"Yes, I thought about it, you don't know how to care about me at all."
"Why don't I know how to care about you?"
"Look at other people's boyfriends. When it's cold, you know how to wear your own coat to your girlfriend. You don't understand anything."
"I didn't pay attention..."
"Also, do you have athlete's foot, why did you hide it from me?"
"I don't have athlete's foot.."
The girl said angrily: "No athlete's foot? Then what did you just tell people to cure athlete's foot?
Athlete's foot is contagious!
We are all together, and you don't confess to me, you plan to tell me the infection in the future, right? "
"Not like that..."
"Beriberi is nothing, we just pay attention, you will infect me in the future, you didn't kill me!"
"I said no athlete's foot means no athlete's foot!" Fang Jianwei was confident, but still refused to admit it.
"During this period of dating, I have also figured it out. In fact, there is nothing about you that attracts me. It is purely because my family is so busy.
Look at other people, they are really in love. "
Fang Jianwei became angry from embarrassment, "I don't know how to wear more when it's cold, I gave you my coat, what should I do if I catch a cold?"
The girl looked not far away, the boy who just took off his coat and put it on for his girlfriend himself.
Her eyes were full of disappointment.
"Stop talking, let's break up!"
"Why did you turn your face so quickly? You were eating ice cream together just now, but now you say we want to break up."
"Crash value from Fang Jianwei, +1500"
Fang Jianwei really didn't understand what was going on.
Suddenly, he found that Chen Xuan was beside them, looking at them meanly.
At this time, Fang Jianwei was confused and angry, and he had no intention of caring about Chen Xuan.
Only Chen Xuan understood.
After the girl was sprinkled [dog food] by him, she envied others' showy affection, and also had a gap in her heart with her boyfriend Fang Jianwei.
And Fang Jianwei definitely couldn't let go of his face, and kept fighting with girls.
The result is good, the two of them are blowing.
"Very well, breaking up a pair is a pair."
Fang Jianwei's crash value kept popping up.
Chen Xuan spread his hands, "You can't stand the test yourself, blame me!"
Taking out the remaining eight bags of [dog food], Chen Xuan planned to use them all to see how many couples could pass the test.
How many couples will break up on Christmas Day.
Until 9 o'clock in the evening, Chen Xuan sprinkled [dog food] on a total of ten couples.
The result surprised Chen Xuan.
Except for the first pair, Li Heng and Zhang Beibei have withstood the test.
In the next nine pairs, after one party told the other party's shortcomings, they fought to the end, or followed the other party's faults.
In the end, they broke up unhappy.
The old couple sitting in the corner of the square also got up, "Let's go, the young man who has been a demon all night has finally left."
"Let's go wife, we will go home too."
The nine couples will not be separated tonight, and sooner or later they will be separated.
Chen Xuan just helped them recognize each other early.
He drove away from the square, hiding his achievements and fame.
On the other side, Zhao Xiaotian has been confronting Dudu for nearly two hours.
According to the request of the dog owner Lin Tian, Zhao Xiaotian fed Dudu dog food.
But the problem of Dudu pissing and shitting completely broke him down.
Before at Lin Tian's house, Dudu had developed a habit of dealing with excretion in a fixed place.
However, in Zhao Xiaotian's house, this habit has been completely messed up.
Zhao Xiaotian didn't have a dog cage either, so Dudu ran around in this strange environment.
As long as Zhao Xiaotian took a shower, the small private room was already in chaos.
Fortunately, Dudu didn't bark loudly.
Two people are so big eyes to small eyes.
"Can this thing really help me get a girl?"
"Crash value from Zhao Xiaotian, +100"
Chen Xuan:? ? ?
The next morning, Chen Xuan felt his head buzzing.
Another continuous crash value.
Looking at the details, there is a series of collapse values of Zhao Xiaotian.
The highest time was at four o'clock in the morning, and the crash value was as high as 2000 points.
Who knows what he went through last night.
Chen Xuan thought about it carefully.
He once mentioned to Zhao Xiaotian the relationship between the dog jumping on the bed, the human fruit sleeping and the sausage.
"Emmm, could it be that this kid won't listen to my advice?"
Chen Xuan felt his body tremble.
He didn't have time to take care of it.
He had just dressed and was about to set off to meet a supplicant.
According to the location sent by the other party, Chen Xuan came to the house of a resident in a community.
"Here you come, Brother Xuan! Hello, I'm Shen Jun, and I'm the one you're chatting with on WeChat."
The man in front of him named Shen Jun was about the same age as Chen Xuan.
There are traces of various paints on the clothes all over the body.
When he opened the door, he was still holding a paintbrush in his hand.
Looks like a painter.
"Hello." Chen Xuan replied politely.
"Come in and sit down, Brother Xuan, I'll pour you a glass of water."
The house is not big, but he has a special small room for him to draw.
The living room was neatly tidied up, but the small room for painting was very messy.
All kinds of paints, brushes, and palettes are mixed together.
"Brother Xuan, sit down and drink water."
"Thank you," Chen Xuan took the water and sat down, "Tell me, what exactly happened?"
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