Chapter 179 Do You Think I Look Like Your Elder Brother?
Chapter 179 Do You Think I Look Like Your Elder Brother?
Puyang Zhan felt that his current face was like a child's diaper.
Infinite expansion in limited space!
Seeing that Lu Qinghou was frightened, Puyang Zhan became even more excited.
As the saying goes, if God wants a person to perish, he must first make him crazy.
Um……
Jiang Bai thinks the Puyang War is pretty crazy now!
On the verge of death, crazy temptations, repeated leaps...
Will Lu Qinghou be afraid?
of course not.
"Confucius said, if you fucking bow your head and admit your mistake now, it's still too late. Otherwise, see if your big brother can save you!"
After saying that, Lu Qinghou's aura changed.
The aura of Confucianism and Taoism spurted out from him.
There is even a trace of inexplicable fairy spirit.
Coupled with his handsome appearance, he feels like a poet descending from the world!
A flash of cold light flashed, and a flying sword quietly pointed at Puyang Zhan's eyebrows.
It seems that as long as he dares to make the slightest move, the flying sword will stab him without hesitation!
Puyang Zhan felt the sharpness at the tip of the sword and swallowed unconsciously.
Only then could he truly feel the pressure of being second on the list of geniuses.
I just wanted to pretend to be cool, but I didn't expect to pretend to be myself.
Puyang Zhan's eyes rolled around, trying to find Guan Lingtian.
Now, only that unreasonable big brother can save himself!
But no matter how he distinguished it, he couldn't see which figure.
Feeling the flying sword hovering between his eyebrows, Puyang Zhan's psychological defense line was further eroded by Lu Qinghou as time went by.
Big beads of sweat kept dripping.
Because he kept swallowing saliva, his lips were a little dry.
Under the strong pressure from Lu Qinghou, Puyang Zhan's nerves were so tight that it even affected his judgment.
After he saw Jiang Bai eating melon happily, he immediately directed all his anger on him.
"Why are you laughing? What's the matter with you? Don't think that if you beat me once, you can pretend to be a big clove of garlic in front of me. I tell you, don't let me seize the opportunity and throw you into the doghouse in heat!"
When Jiang Bai heard this, the expression on his face changed rapidly like a face change in Sichuan Opera!
Then he suddenly smiled.
He walked up to Puyang Zhan and stretched out his hand to push out Lu Qinghou's sword.
"What's wrong, do you want to ask for mercy? It's too late!"
Puyang Zhan looked at Jiang Bai in front of him, and his IQ immediately came back online.
But the words have been spoken just now, and they can never be taken back now.
He still prefers face!
Just looking at Jiang Bai who was smiling but not smiling, I felt a little frightened for no reason.
At this time, he recalled the fear of being dominated by Jiang Bai.
It seems that he is not inferior to Guan Lingtian at all!
I saw Jiang Bai's hand slowly touching the storage ring.
When Puyang Zhan saw it, he immediately said: "Yes, I also know how to apologize. If that's the case, then I won't pursue the previous matter with you!"
Puyang Zhan just wanted to find a step for him to get down.
One sentence can sum up his mood at this time.
"There were a lot of people outside just now, so I'm going to kneel down for you!"
After saying that, his face showed an expression as if he had eaten shit.
I saw an extra mask in Jiang Bai's hand.
"Do you think I look like your elder brother?"
Puyang Zhan looked at the familiar mask and felt ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart!
He looked back at Liu Rui, who was laughing so hard and was out of breath, that he wanted to die!
If social death is considered death, then he is already in his seventh year!
He smiled awkwardly at Jiang Bai and said flatteringly: "Brother, please listen to me make it up for you..."
"It was so fun to scold me just now!"
"No, no, no, I'm talking about myself!"
"Put me in the doghouse, right?"
"Brother, you heard me wrong. I want to give you a cute puppy."
"You were the one who deceived others about their fighting spirit? Is your elder about to die?"
"Wrong, I heard it wrong, I'm about to die!"
Seeing Jiang Bai who was about to take action, Puyang Zhan seemed to have thought of something and quickly took out a lot of his treasures.
"Brother, come and pick one... no, pick two, pick two!"
Jiang Bai patted his face and said viciously: "Where did all that cleverness go?"
"Isn't it because I've been eating too much pork recently, and it's too oily, which has confused my brain!"
Puyang Zhan's two-meter-tall body was bent like a large lobster in front of Jiang Bai.
As funny as you want it to be.
"Why are you standing there? Give me back your fighting spirit!"
"Oh oh oh, I forgot, I was so excited to see my eldest brother that I forgot for a moment!"
With that said, Puyang Zhan came to Qi Tian and said in a sincere tone: "Brother, it's my fault. Come on, take these three fighting intentions, and I'll pay you for it!"
Smart IQ has taken over the high ground again, and the Battle of Puyang has turned back into the Battle of Puyang!
The sophistication of human nature is quite good! Qi Tian looked at the three fighting intentions in front of him and was slightly stunned.
Then he picked up two, pushed the remaining one back and said, "I'll just get mine back."
Puyang Zhan immediately looked at Jiang Bai in embarrassment.
What do you mean, aren't you ready to finish this matter?
Lu Qinghou glared at Qi Tian fiercely.
My junior brother is good at everything, except for one thing: he is too honest.
"You really believe what those old guys in the academy taught you!"
"You are gentle, courteous, thrifty, benevolent, righteous, courteous, wise and trustworthy. You have not left out any of them!"
Lu Qinghou felt helpless that he hated the fact that iron could not become steel.
"You haven't learned anything about the shamelessness of those old guys!"
Qi Tian looked calm and said: "The Master said..."
"Go away, do you know what Dao Child means?"
Lu Qinghou shouted angrily.
"In the book..."
"Books, books, books, you know books. Can you believe what is written in the book? It was not written by someone?"
"Senior brother, I will teach you today. Tzu said what Lao Tzu means. Do you understand?"
"You deserve to be lied to!"
Lu Qinghou escaped from Puyang Zhan's hands and said, "Master said, it's not enough!"
Puyang Zhan looked at Jiang Bai in embarrassment, and found that Jiang Bai had no intention of stopping him, so he showed another fighting intention with a smile and offered it with both hands.
Lu Qinghou stuffed the whole thing into Qi Tian's hand and said, "Did you see it? This is the real Confucius!"
Qi Tian disagreed.
Obviously, he had experienced Lu Qinghou's shocking remarks many times, and he was completely unfazed.
But he still put away the two extra fighting intentions.
Not being able to live up to your senior brother’s sincerity is also the behavior a gentleman should have!
Seeing that their matter was over, Jiang Bai called Puyang Zhan to him.
"I don't want the things this time, please help me with something!"
Puyang Zhan immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Brother, if you give your orders, I will definitely make it clear to you!"
Jiang Bai nodded with satisfaction and said: "You know that I can tell fortunes, so let them all come to me to tell fortunes, no problem!"
He knew Jiang Bai's hexagram skills.
Otherwise, this guy has a bright mind and immediately understood the key.
He pointed to the dome above and said, "Brother, this is it!"
Jiang Bai suddenly laughed.
Gap, gap, family members.
Compared with Puyang Zhan, this business acumen, Lu Qinghou is a scumbag!
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