Divine Light Warrior

Chapter 711 Fang Dayou’s bravery (page 12)

The little soldier told this joke. He thought it was funny, but Fang Dayou didn't find it funny. Although it wasn't funny, they laughed at it and everyone else laughed, so it was considered a joke. If he didn't smile, he would feel that this soldier would be embarrassed. In this environment, everyone is like a brother. So there was a faint smile on his face. Even though it was just a smile, it could be regarded as an appreciation for this little soldier.

"Okay, although the joke you told is not funny, it is worth it. I think I am very happy if everyone can laugh. In such an environment, if you can tell jokes to make everyone happy, you are a talented person. Since you have a talent for telling jokes, I will give you a task. You should make up a few more jokes. Tomorrow, tell me which day you told the joke. If you make me laugh, I will reward you five taels of silver! "

The little pigtail was very happy when he heard this. He retreated and replaced another person. The other person stood in the tent and had a lot to say. "Sir, I can also tell jokes. Do you want me to tell you one?"

Fang Dayou saw that this boy was dark and thin. What jokes could he tell? Now that he has stood up, let’s listen to what he has to say!

The man spoke immediately.

"There is an old lady in our village who is almost eighty years old. She still thinks she is very beautiful. It just so happens that her wife has passed away. She said that when I look for another one, I must find a young one. After hearing this, people are very happy. He said that he has no sense of shame and is still looking for a wife at such an old age, and he also wants to find a young man. How can there be such a person? People say that it is impossible for a young man to marry such an old lady. You can't even imagine that a young man really became her husband. Everyone was puzzled. This young man was just under thirty years old. He was quite energetic. People were puzzled. To be honest, this old lady's family He doesn't take advantage of money, it's just an ordinary family. What do you like about the old lady? The young man who wants to marry her says that I don't like him! He doesn't have much wealth. The reason why I want to marry him is Wife, because he had a promise. He said that after he marries me, I will bless him to get promoted and get rich, and marry the most beautiful wife. When I heard this, it was a good thing, and I had to marry her! , after he dies, he can bless me and I can marry a more beautiful daughter-in-law when I become an official, so I married her!"

After hearing this, everyone around them grinned, including Fang Dayou. He also laughed. The joke told by this young man was quite funny. This is not something ordinary people can do. Some people rack their brains to tell the joke, which is a little bit funny. It didn't sound nice, but he was not in a hurry, and after it came out of his mouth, the atmosphere was there. Amplification was useful, and he pointed at the young man and said. :

"Look, look at what I call my ability. How many of you tell jokes that don't sound good, but they sound so good when they say them. What's your name? After I remember you, when you need a sister, you will follow me. Just kidding, I’ll give you ten taels of silver every time!”

The man was so happy after hearing this that he didn't know what to say. He quickly introduced himself.

"Sir, my name is Ma Fulai. Everyone calls me Xiao Mazi. You can call me whatever you like. I like to hear whatever you call me!"

Ma Fulai just said this, suddenly. Someone shouted loudly. "Come out and defend. The tigers are here again. This time, more than a dozen big tigers are attacking us together. We all come out to fight. I'm afraid they can't do it. What are you waiting for? You still have time to listen when your lives are at stake. What a joke!"

One day, I hurriedly led the people. They all rushed out of the house. They all held long guns. Sure enough, more than a dozen tigers came to attack them and wanted to break through the fence. However, this Wei La Xiu was too strong and they couldn't jump even if they wanted to. You can't jump up. If you want to jump, you will face people's intestines. Dozens of people watch this wall closely, if the tiger wants to jump in. The spears stabbed him together, and the tiger was not a fool.

Fang Dayi saw that his brothers were working very hard, so he had absolutely nothing to say. Encouragement guys. "You must hold on and watch these dozen tigers, they can't do anything to us!"

At this moment, he noticed several people running outside the car. These people were being chased by several tigers behind them. As they ran, they stabbed the tiger with the steel forks in their hands. Although they could resist for a while, they soon entered the circle surrounded by more than a dozen tigers. When they see the fence, they want to run in too. But who dared to open the door for him? As soon as he opened the door, the tiger also rushed in. Would that cost so many lives? Everyone watched as these people were knocked down by the tiger. They looked expectantly at the people in the fence. Hope to get their help. But no one in this group of people dared to go out. They also knew that they were heroes here and became bears after they went out. Who wants to joke with their own lives, so no one said anything.

Fang Dayou imagined that I couldn't watch this person die in front of me without saving him. Although my ability is limited. But I also have to show off my skills. Then he ordered the brothers. "You throw this spear out to stab the tigers! This is the only way we can save this person. If we can kill one or two, it will also alleviate the pain of that person. We can't just watch another person die in front of a tiger. "in the mouth"

When they heard that no one was making any move, they thought that you were too nosy, taking care of yourself and risking your own life. You even helped others. We don't know who they were. If you came to this forest, you were looking for death. Since you are here to die, who will you blame if you die? These people are dressed like hunters, but no one knows where they are. They also want to help Orion, but it should be just because they have a good reputation. If they don't ask you for help, how can you help?

The consciousness of these soldiers was actually not as high as Fang Dayou's. They were very angry and scolded them. They had no conscience. They helped us in the beginning, but now that we are in danger, we should extend a hand of friendship. Although we were safe at the time, we cannot guarantee what will happen in the future. The wind blows. Therefore, he firmly advocates making more friends, making more friends, and having more friends means more paths. As a result, I couldn't make this friend and became very nervous.

No one went out to help, remember what Fang Dayou said. "You don't even go out to help. You all refuse to save me. I told you not to go out and throw the spear into the tiger. Why are you still disobedient?"

There were also a few soldiers who were facing him, cheering and shouting together, as if they were celebrating victory. Now Fang Da's blood is swollen, and he doesn't know where he got this strength. Suddenly he threw a spear in his hand, and his gun flew over the railing. Shoot directly at the group of tigers.

This spear also throws really hard. After the javelin flies past, it really looks like a large arrow. Unfortunately, he didn't interfere with his opponent and didn't hurt anyone. This is considered a false alarm for everyone. But the crisis did not go through the wall, and there was no paper tiger that got in. More tigers rushed towards here, but they didn't get anything they were satisfied with.

It didn't hit the tiger, it startled the tiger for a moment, and then the tiger turned around. He violently attacked the wall again, but those few people had already been induced by the tiger and couldn't see anymore. The tiger didn't want to eat them, it just wanted to play with him. Fang Dayu couldn't bear it anymore, he thought to himself tmd These beasts actually use people as playthings. It doesn’t matter if I can’t see it. If you do this under my nose, I will kill you.

To be honest, he just raised a single sword and called out to the brothers who were close to him. "Come on, follow me outside and chop these tigers down for me. You all have swords and guns. I don't believe that tigers are faster than this sword!"