novelslam Chapter 121: This Wonderful Self-Introduction Is So Penetrating!
Chapter 121: This Wonderful Self-Introduction Is So Penetrating!
Chapter 121: This wonderful self-introduction is so penetrating!
The host's voice just fell.
There was only five seconds of silence.
There was laughter from the audience.
There was also a hint of a smile on the corner of Shen Fei's mouth.
"Hahaha, is this topic serious?"
"Mr. Shen is smart. If you send me the answer to this question, I won't have the face to answer it."
"This will be dog licking implemented!"
"Whoever answers is out of luck!!!"
"Hahahaha" in the comment area x9999~
"Please start answering, both of you."
The host suppressed a smile and gestured to the lecturer brothers.
Xiao Li: "Come on, I... will step out. 20
Xiao Zhang: "Come here...you are my brother, I forgot the answer."
Xiao Li: "You are talking about Nima Dan, you memorized this question until three o'clock in the middle of the night that night."
Xiao Zhang: "I was,, having a stomachache.
Xiao Li: "
In the eyes of outsiders.
After Xiaoli and Xiaozhang gave a "modest" meal.
Negotiations are complete.
Xiao Li is responsible for answering the meaning of licking a dog.
Xiao Zhang is responsible for answering the question that has been repeatedly "modestly".
Next, Xiao Li began to answer.
"Licking a dog, a buzzword on the Internet, means that the other party doesn't like him, and he repeatedly puts down his dignity and puts a hot face on a cold ass.
It is equivalent to repeating the standard answer word by word.
“Very good and standard.”
Shen Fei applauded with great interest.
There is a strong sense of ridicule in the eyes.
"As expected of..."
Shen Fei finished speaking in half.
But the second half of the sentence knows what to say without having to guess.
But he didn't say it.
"According to Xiao Li's answer, please turn on the light"
clap clap!
Almost all the guest seats were given green lights.
There really is nothing to question.
The fluency of the responses was perfect.
For a while, some guests wondered whether Xiao Li had an unbearable relationship history.
". Add one point."
Seeing that all the lights are on without exception.
The lecturer brothers were in high spirits.
Next came Xiao Zhang.
He cleared his throat, and held the button table very gracefully.
After all, he has many years of performance experience in charity soliciting money.
The typhoon's movements are relatively sophisticated.
"Cough cough."
"What kind of psychology does dog licking have in the process of licking people?"
"My answer is, number one, like
Second, fall into fantasy
Third, vigorously pursue
Fourth, the pain of being rejected, thinking that you can’t do without yourself
Fifth, just want to be recognized
Sixth, if you don’t get approval, you will become a big fool”
"My answer is over."
Xiao Li did it in one go.
He confidently glanced at the guests under the stage.
He glanced at Shen Fei again provocatively.
"good!"
Shen Fei then applauded.
"aweason!"
"This wonderful self-introduction, the description is so penetrating!"
...
next second.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore. "Mr. Shen is so humorous."
"It's so simple, it's funny and believable, I seriously doubt that Xiao Li or Xiao Zhang will see it, they are all big licking dogs!!!"
"I laughed so hard, sisters, just introduce yourself to Bengbu."
"I can't do it anymore, my makeup is all gone..."
"I really burst out laughing, I didn't say this is a funny variety show before I came here!"
At the same time, the comments in the live broadcast room were similar.
They laughed at the two lecturers one after another.
The hosts covered their mouths with their hand cards, fearing that they would be caught laughing by the cameras.
Xiao Zhang tensed up and smiled faintly.
Xiao Li's face turned blue and purple, staring at the host.
Seeing this, the host immediately put away his expression.
"Next, please ask the guests to rate."
clap clap clap!
Without exception.
All light up.
"Good shot!"
"This is the public's affirmation of dog licking!"
Shen Fei continued.
"Mr. Shen, please watch your words!"
Xiao Li couldn't help but said.
But he immediately regretted it.
"oh?"
"I was just joking, you won't be angry."
"You won't argue with a fourteen-year-old, will you?"
Shen Fei propped his chin and didn't care at all.
Xiao Li and Xiao Zhang give up.
Now we have scored three points.
The result is more important.
As for anything else.
Endure a moment of calm. . .
Take a step back and open up to the sky. . .
"The first question is over, and the second question will start next."
The two lecturer brothers looked at Shen Fei with confidence.
At this moment, they didn't panic at all.
After all, I memorized the answers for seven days and seven nights, so this really comes in handy (Zhao? It’s very useful.
And there was no movement from Shen Fei.
Not even the desire to answer.
What does this mean?
I have given up resisting!!
Next, you just need to grab the topic.
Then copy the back-and-forth answers you searched on the Internet and it will be OK.
Thinking of this, the two brothers were secretly happy.
This is definitely the winner of this show.
Even if it's just a little fun game.
But on the outside, it can still be said openly that he has defeated the so-called child prodigy, the so-called hot genius in Tsinghua University.
At that time, the reputation will increase, won't it be able to hold more fundraising activities???
Fishing for rice is the ultimate goal!
With dignity and face, the discomfort will pass for a while!.