novelslam Chapter 156 Help Us Promote Haha
Chapter 156 Help Us Promote Haha
Chapter 156 Help Us Promote Haha
Seeing the crowd on the third floor and the third floor outside, Sasha saw the needles and held up the equipment, only lamenting that she was small and thin, otherwise it would not have been easy to get in.
However, it was so easy to squeeze in front of him, and suddenly he was squeezed by the people next to him, he couldn't stand on his feet immediately, his face changed drastically, and he felt like he was about to fall, but he felt that someone was helping him.
Just touch and go, no stay at all.
The moment I stood still, I realized that the barrage was in chaos——
[Sloppy!Salsa was eaten with tofu! 】
[Fart, people are saving lives! 】
[I don't care, I just got eaten tofu! 】
【I want to hit him with a flying saucer! 】
【Add me one! 】
[Where is the upstairs, the flying saucer stopped at my door! 】
……
[By the way, have you noticed that the boss is handsome, and he matches Sasha quite well! 】
[With a fart! 】
[Salsa - mine (broken sound ing)]
"..."
Sasha looked at the bullet screen, and she knew who was the one who saved her without saying a word. She stood carefully and looked at the boss sitting opposite——
Maybe it seems true, there is a little handsome.
It's not the handsomeness of Xiaoxianrou, nor the handsomeness of Old Barou, but it is very sunny and healthy. Compared with the brother Bing who is next to him in camouflage, it seems that Ma Yue is more like Brother Bing.
"Little girl, are you doing a live broadcast? Try our ugly pear, it's delicious, help us promote it, we have a Taobao store!"
As soon as Xiong Qingfeng saw Sasha, he immediately understood the identity of the other party. Whether he can make the first shot of the shop today depends on this one!
But as soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the barrage.
[Brother, understand the rules, I'll send you a price list for Sasha's live broadcast! 】
[That is, prostitution for free is not the same as prostitution, [-] per game will be paid first! 】
[Everyone, look at that ugly pear! 】
【Are you blind?I'm blind anyway! 】
[Then it's an ugly pear? ? ? 】
[Is that the human skull and then painted it, and the whole patina? ? 】
【Um... you can figure it out upstairs, that thing needs a lot of heads, you think Grandpa Ken's chicken is so loud, one chicken has dozens of wings! 】
[Hahahaha, I got laughed! 】
The bullet screen about the price of the goods was quickly wiped out, so people's eyes were fixed on the ugly pear, and even Sasha looked at the ugly pear without moving.
This is an ugly pear?
I vaguely remember that I used to do a show about ugly pears, and I went to the place of origin to take pictures. It is said that the ugly pear tree has a history of more than 200 years.
That ugly pear was also pretty big, at least it seemed big to me at the time, at least the size of my two fists, and the taste was top-notch.
At the beginning, about [-] copies were given as gifts in the lottery draw, and everyone was full of praise after eating it.
It's just that this one in front of me is completely insignificant compared to the ugly pear back then. Of course, the previous one was a little witch, but now this one is a big witch.
In the future, people will ask, have you ever seen an ugly pear with a big human head?I can say with certainty - I have seen it!
Absolutely seen it.
One of these ugly pears can be full.
Sasha looked at the ugly pear handed over by Xiong Qingfeng, met the simple and honest smiling face, and took it with her hands.
It is not easy for them to grow ugly pears in the mountains. Anyway, they have accepted the order of helping farmers before, so this time they will treat it as a good person and a good deed.
Of course, the premise is that their ugly pears are delicious.
If it doesn't taste good, I will tell you straight up, and I don't blame myself if there is no business.
"I'll try it, and let me know in advance. If it's not good, I'll tell you straight up. This time, I'll give you free publicity."
Sasha took the ugly pear and opened her mouth, and also reminded her in advance.
Xiong Qingfeng sat down with a smile and pouted to the side.
"Don't worry, I didn't say it was bad after I tasted it. Those big sisters ordered a hundred catties, and I sent people to go back and pick it."
"Sister, don't worry, it's really delicious. It's not easy for two young men to start a mountain and farm, so you should help promote it more!"
"That's right, my family runs a leather shoe factory, so I'll come to you three for promotional activities in the future!"
"That's right, my family owns a hotel, and I will ask you to promote the opening of new hotels in the future!"
"My swimming pool gymnasium branch is also looking for you when it opens!"
"It's the same with our beauty salon. When the branch opens, I'm looking for you. You won't charge the two guys here. I'll go up the mountain to help them take a photo of the publicity later!"
[Fuck, are they all rich women? 】
[I don't want to fight anymore in an instant! 】
[So these two young men have good physical strength? 】
[This is not the bus to kindergarten, I have to get off the bus! 】
[The door is welded, don't get out of the car! 】
[Madam, there is still a son missing, the kind who can eat without crying or making trouble, and can save food for 20 years! 】
[I'm going, this is too much. Judging by the age of the lady, she must want to have a grandson. I can just send someone who saves three years of rice here. If you don't want to give me money, just let the lady recognize me. . 】
【Get out of the way, don't grab my grandma here! 】
"..."
Facing the attack from both sides, Sasha's head was covered with black lines. She really is shameless and invincible.
You win.
But these ladies are all mine, and they will be my food and clothing parents in the future.
Of course, the focus is still on the ugly pear in the hand. I felt a lot of juice flowing down the hand just after taking it for a moment. The water resource is abundant, but it also depends on the taste.
But it is really surprising that the pit of this ugly pear is very small, even smaller than ordinary ugly pears, and the huge pear flesh looks super satisfying.
Xiaoqiao vomited the core with one bite, and instantly felt the happiness of eating seedless watermelon.
The pear juice remaining in the mouth is slightly sour, after all, it is a part close to the pear core, so acidity is normal.
I didn't bite from other places, but still took a bite from the side of the original place. If all these parts are delicious, then this pear fruit must be really delicious.
Opening her mouth wide and taking a bite, Sasha felt the juice splashing out, even onto the camera not far away, and the barrage exploded in an instant——
[I'm going, it's flooding! 】
[biubiu! 】
【Is this fucking Liguoer? 】
【I'm afraid it's not a fountain...】
[Artificial fountain, hahahahaha!I'm dirty! 】
[I don't understand what was said upstairs, I'm still a child! 】
[Go, go, you already have children, don't pretend to be tender! 】
Sasha had no time to pay attention to the uproar of the barrage, but just widened her eyes to feel the long-lasting beauty in her mouth.
This pear fruit is too delicious!
There is no language to describe it. If there is, I must have created a new word that is more... more delicious, and delicious!
If the kiwi and persimmon were delicious, then this ugly pear is twice as delicious!
The fresh sweetness, with a slight sourness remaining, sets off the sweetness even more. The mouth melts into slag, and the juice is full. Every mouthful is not like eating pear fruit, but drinking pear juice.
A whole tooth went straight into her stomach, and the moment she finished eating, Sasha felt a sense of loss in her heart!
So disappointed!
It's gone!
(End of this chapter)