novelslam Chapter 640 Personally Teach, Scream, Stinky Tofu Set Meal!
Chapter 640 Personally Teach, Scream, Stinky Tofu Set Meal!
Listening to Chen Quanci's words, the audience laughed without saying a word.
Yes, yes, as long as you hang on, you will win, there is nothing wrong with it!
"Hey, I don't know what it's like for Chen Quanci to hang on and suddenly realize that the world has changed drastically?"
"What else can it feel like? It's very exciting!"
I don't know why, when the audience thought of Chen Quanci's panicked expression, they wanted to laugh very much.
Of course, if you can scare your pants, it will be even more powerful.
In normal times, Chen Quanci is a serious person, he can see this kind of person make a fool of himself, hehe!
The next day, all the tourists in Peach Blossom Village made a horrifying discovery, that is, the fragrance of peach blossoms in the entire Peach Blossom Village had completely disappeared.
There was that stench in the air all the time, and it seemed to be getting worse and worse!
linger!
Uh, that's right, the rest of the more than one hundred inspectors also had delicious stinky tofu for breakfast.
Fried stinky tofu, stinky tofu curd, stinky tofu mixed with cold dishes, all kinds of stinky tofu!
The faces of tourists who were planning to go out and take a breath of fresh air turned green the moment they opened the gate.
Immediately afterwards, there was one scream after another!
Chen Quanci was sleeping. He thought about it all night, and heard these screams vaguely in the room, but he didn't pay attention to them.
After all, this is an era of peace, and after having an experience last night, he didn't take it seriously at all.
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"Comrades, brothers who were not here yesterday, I guess someone told you in the morning, and now our time is limited, so let's make a long story short!"
In a barren area near the inspection team, there is a group of inspectors standing here, a vast area.
Qin Hao stood on the roof of the inspection team, still holding the horn.
"If you want to become a zombie, you must learn the brutality and madness of zombies. Learn from me, eyes! Pay attention to my eyes!"
Qin Hao pointed to his eyes with two fingers.
"This is a kind of empty and lifeless eyes. Yes, zombies look like this when they are normal. As long as they are paired with colored contact lenses, they can be perfectly imitated."
"Of course, none of us have seen this thing in real life, so we can only imitate it according to the movie."
"What else? Physical behavior!"
Qin Hao said slowly: "The zombie's body is stiff and its limbs behave strangely, but it runs extremely fast and its body is stiff. We can use the body stiffness needle to imitate it."
"There is also the issue of running speed. We can use a small amount of adrenaline. Of course, it is a drug similar to adrenaline. It has similar effects and will not harm the human body."
Everyone stood there, listening quietly.
Qin Hao couldn't help wrinkling his nose. To be honest, even if he was standing on the rooftop, he could still smell the stench below.
That stinky tofu, no, to be precise, the smell of stinky tofu has mutated, and the quantity makes the smell even more wonderful.
Take a sip and refresh your mind!
"Then, all that's left is to solve the problem of the zombie's body movements. Last night, for this knowledge, I watched several classic zombie movies, and I concluded that there are two kinds!"
"First, although they have become zombies, their behavior will still remain the same. Those who should go to work should go to work, and those who should go shopping should go shopping."
"The second type is the aimless wandering state. They are particularly sensitive to the smell of sound and blood. Once there is sound and blood nearby, they will riot collectively, displaying unparalleled speed and strength!"
"This speed and strength far surpass everything that the owner of the body should have!"
Hearing this, even the audience nodded involuntarily.
Indeed, many viewers have at least heard of zombie movies even if they haven't seen them.
Very well summed up!
"So, what we want to disguise is the second type of zombie, the wandering type!"
Qin Hao said slowly: "You must remember that every movement is rigid, so who, Feng Wei, come and imitate the zombie in your imagination."
He pointed to Feng Wei.
"good!"
Feng Wei took a deep breath. He was wearing a set of tattered clothes, even with traces of blood on it, which he got from the prop department of the film and television city overnight.
Hearing that he is from the Sky Eye program group, he doesn't even want money.
The director made it very clear that Director Li is their idol, and giving them money is slapping them in the face.
But there is a small requirement, that is, just send it back after it is used up.
Feng Wei and the others didn't care about this point.
Imagining the zombies he saw, Feng Wei moved slowly.
His movements seemed to become stiff, he walked unsteadily, and from time to time, he would make unconscious swallowing and low voices.
"What are you doing? Is spring coming? It's the season of recovery again?"
Qin Hao looked at Feng Wei speechlessly, his movements and steps were all right, but that voice, uh, was a bit strange.
"The voice should be hysterical, crazy, and inhuman!"
Feng Wei hurriedly nodded in embarrassment, and began to perform again.
Qin Hao resisted the smell, and let all the auditors watch while instructing.
He couldn't help sighing in his heart, I am really a dedicated person. Under such an environment, the team leader can be calm and composed. It can be seen that in this world, there are only people who don't work hard and those who can't work hard, and there are no people who can't succeed.
The time passed by minutes and seconds, and it was very fast. In the morning, the effect was remarkable. Most of the inspectors had already learned about the same, but they still needed to consolidate in the afternoon.
When it was time to eat at noon, everyone looked at the plates of dishes served, and their faces looked like their dead fathers.
Frozen stinky tofu, stinky tofu, fried stinky tofu, this is the basic set meal.
Under the persecution of Qin Hao, the head chef of the inspection team has reached new heights, and has developed a variety of stinky tofu dishes abruptly.
Stinky tofu with salmon, stinky tofu mixed with canned herring, stinky tofu mixed with soy milk made of soy milk, stinky tofu mixed with stinky amaranth stalks, and snail powder and the like!
"Aww!!!"
Some inspectors felt their stomachs rolling and their throats rolling.
Finally, they couldn't take it anymore, and with a groan, they ran straight into the bathroom.
Well, that's a hearty one!
"Fuck, isn't this a police show? Why is it so heavy!"
"Really, I can't do it anymore. I really can't stand it. I can understand the others, but I really can't understand the canned herring with stinky tofu. Is that thing really edible?"
"Hahaha, Wucao, after eating this, I guess I have to go to the hospital after the show!"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy!