novelslam Chapter 250 Lockhart's Gift
Chapter 250 Lockhart's Gift
Chapter 250 Lockhart's Gift
Lockhart fumbled in the bag and pulled out a beautifully wrapped box.
"Principal, this is the Super Smile whitening toothpaste that I endorse.
This toothpaste was invented by Mr. Smig, a famous American potion master.
It abandons the silica sand ingredient commonly used in traditional whitening toothpaste, adopts a milder emerging ingredient, and adds the saliva of the colorful ball fish.
This helps the enamel to protect the tooth, like a protective film on the tooth! "
Lockhart smiled as he spoke, the eight petals of teeth gleaming with glaze under the light of the candles in the auditorium, looking extraordinarily white.
"The newspaper said that you like to cheat the little wizard's snacks, and after using them, you will definitely keep your teeth in good shape.
If you want to buy in the future, you can contact me, and I will give you a [-]% discount. "
Lockhart started advertising.
Dumbledore happily accepted it.
Lockhart took out another magazine, and he showed the cover to all the students, saying loudly:
"This is the latest issue of "Women's Clothes", with my photo on the cover, as a gift to Professor Sprout, Head of Hufflepuff.
You can take it back at night and watch it secretly while hiding in bed alone. It is the most effective way to relieve loneliness. The me in the photo will never leave. "
Lockhart blinked.
Professor Sprout's face turned liver-coloured.
Just heard Snape say that the Whomping Willow was damaged, and her face wasn't that ugly.
Lockhart looked at Professor McGonagall again.
McGonagall held her wand, and if Lockhart dared to give her such a book, or something like a photo, she would turn him into a peacock!
Even if he was imprisoned in Azkaban because of this!
But instead of delivering the book, Lockhart was holding a golden trophy.
"Professor McGonagall, I know you like Quidditch. It must have hurt you that Gryffindor didn't win the Quidditch Cup last year.
but it does not matter.
When I was chasing a prisoner in Aasunción Prison in Paraguay, there was an indoor Quidditch match in the prison.
In the end, I scored 5 goals and assisted 6 times, helping the team sweep the championship 110-20.
This is the 'Golden Prisoner Award' trophy, it is given to you, cherish it! "
Professor McGonagall was shaking with anger.
Who should be here?
My big Gryffindor just doesn't want to win the championship!
Lockhart turned his attention to Professor Flitwick again.
"Professor Flitwick, these are the height-increasing shoes I endorsed for you, and they can make you more confident in the blind date market.
I know, you must have been drinking height-enhancing potions, which perfectly solved your problem, you lucky old guy! "
Professor Flitwick buried his face in his hands, refusing to pick up the pink high heels.
Lockhart finally looked at Professor Snape.
He laughed and said, "Snape, you must be pleasantly surprised! My gift to you is the shampoo I invented.
The egg yolk of bird snake eggs is used as the main ingredient here, which can lock the luster and make your hair no longer greasy.
As you all know, my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil, as well as sell my own line of hair conditioners, which is covered in several of my books...you will be a loyal customer of mine. "
Cho looked at Lockhart in disbelief. "Oh Merlin, what is he doing?"
William laughed silently and trembled all over. He didn't expect Lockhart to offend the deans of the four colleges in just a few minutes.
Great Lockhart.
and many more……
Bird snake eggs?
Bird snake eggs, like psychedelic mushrooms, are also one of the important ingredients of Felicia, and they are expensive.
William can ask for some shampoo to extract the bird snake egg ingredients.
Isn't this just saving the money for birds and snake eggs?
William is a genius!
It seems that he needs to establish a good relationship with Professor Lockhart, and then come to collect a wave of wool.
After the Lockharts sent the presents, the atmosphere was a bit delicate, and everyone started eating again.
When the dinner was over, Dumbledore cleared his throat, stood up and said.
"Oh, now that everyone has eaten and drunk enough, I want to say a few more words to everyone."
"Attention first-year freshmen, students are not allowed to enter the Forbidden Forest, and they are not allowed to approach the Whomping Willow near the greenhouse.
I just got information that our precious trees were destroyed by some students, and the college will punish them accordingly. "
Snape sneered, and Professor McGonagall was a little embarrassed.
"Happily," continued Dumbledore, "I am delighted to welcome a new teacher to our ranks this year.
Everyone saw it just now——Professor Lockhart!
I am grateful for the daring dedication he has graciously agreed to fill in the Defense Against the Dark Arts course. "
There was enthusiastic applause in the auditorium. Lockhart was well-known and handsome, and indeed he had many fans.
But the professors were very cold, and almost no one welcomed him.
"Okay, it's time for the annual school song!" Dumbledore said happily.
Professor Dumbledore stood at the guest table and acted as the music conductor.
Tonight's performance style has changed again. It is no longer Ravenclaw House performing alone, but students from the four colleges singing together.
Ms. Gray also did not lead the singing, but led a group of witches to dance.
All the witches in the seventh grade were inside, led by Ms. Gray, and they danced to the singing.
These students are graduating and really need to leave a warm and good campus memory.
William is very happy with this change. The slight changes he made last year made Hogwarts' unchanging school song session more exciting.
"I didn't realize that there are so many beautiful seniors in our school."
While singing, William sneaked away and said.
Qiu looked at those seventh-grade witches, and said softly, "It's all a bunch of old aunts."
William couldn't help laughing, 17 years old can indeed be called an old aunt to a twelve or thirteen-year-old witch.
But that being said, the latter is completely incomparable to the former.
William turned his attention to Ms. Gray again.
It was the first time he had seen Ms. Gray, who had always been icy, so happy.
"Have you noticed that Baron, the bloody ghost of Slytherin, keeps looking at Ms. Gray?" Qiu whispered. "He seems to like her."
William nodded, he had indeed observed this, after all, his eyes could not lie.
"By the way, are you sure Ms. Gray is a ghost from the Ravenclaw era."
Qiu said seriously: "Yes, she said that the song we sang was composed by Ravenclaw himself, and it was also the school song of that era."
"Did she mention Ravenclaw's diadem?" William asked again.
"No." Qiu shook his head.
Since William got Ravenclaw's ring, they have not given up looking for Ravenclaw's crown and Hufflepuff's gold cup.
The only clue so far is Ms. Gray.
While rehearsing the song, she inadvertently admitted that she was a witch from the era of the Big Four.
But Ms. Gray has always been cold, and few people can approach her, let alone chat.
Do we want to start with the bloody Barrow?
He looks a lot like a licking dog after all.
lick the dog,
Always easy to deal with.
Even if he is dead.
But the spirit lives on.
……
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(Please recommend tickets, everyone)
(End of this chapter)