some magical Hogwarts

Chapter 258

Chapter 258

As class time came, Lockhart walked into the classroom.

This time he did not bring elves, nor did he bring other magical creatures.

Lockhart still has self-knowledge, especially after the first class.

His current goal is to pass a year, and then leave this school with dignity with the "Lockhart and Hogwarts" he is writing.

The main content of the book, of course, is how he trained the famous boy and the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin.

By the way, black and black other professors, to set off his wise, powerful, tall and mighty.

Finally, there will be "Dumbledore lying on the bed" and "Lockhart rejecting the post of principal three times".

Definitely another bestseller.

As for whether Dumbledore will find him...

That's not to be afraid, anyway, the leeks in the UK are about to be cut, and it's time for him to sail across the ocean to save the American people who are in dire straits.

There is a Squib named Trump who is a fan of his books and wrote enthusiastically last week, asking if there is any magic that allows him to fly safely to the sun at a very fast speed!

How can Squibs learn magic, Lockhart casually recommended Muggle cannons.

He is now going to find the other party, and make another wave.

Of course, the professionalism of teachers is still there. Lockhart didn't want to be exposed by the students, so he started his own performance.

I saw him standing on the podium, shaking his head in disappointment.

He sighed, and said softly: "Children, on Monday, I gave a simple quiz to the little wizards in the second grade.

It's a pity that everyone didn't read my book well, and didn't understand much knowledge..."

"So, I used the elves to test everyone's actual combat level... To be honest, I am very disappointed with the quality of teaching in the school!"

Lockhart walked up and down the classroom looking distraught.

"Would I—Lockhart, the best-selling British author, world-class Defense Against the Dark Arts, Third Class Order of Merlin—can't deal with those goblins?"

"I just want to create a real environment and test everyone.

After all, in the days of fighting with werewolves and banshees, I experienced life and death battles and bloody hand-to-hand combat, and I have long since become low-key. "

"It's a pity...Of course, it's not your fault...I heard the stories of the first two professors, so you don't understand anything."

Lockhart talked nonsense, and after throwing the blame on Quirrell and Tywin, he began to pick up his "The Twilight Wolf of Wall Street" and read it to everyone.

"After subduing those werewolves with the 'Suppressing Werewolf Curse' created by me, they finally had their repentance.

I gave signed copies of "Parade with Werewolves" to those werewolves, and they said they would read it carefully. "

Behind Lockhart, there were a few more Slytherin students, wearing werewolf dolls, performing deadpan.

The students sitting below roared with laughter and applauded.

Lockhart's stage play is still very good-looking, and he has the potential to be an actor.

"That Sunday, I called the werewolf leader Jacob and the vampire Edward together and had a drink at the bar.

Edward took out the treasured dragon's blood and asked me to taste it.Oh my goodness, I'm actually quite averse to dragon's blood, it makes me sick to my stomach...of course they don't know I like aged whiskey! "

"I persuaded the two guys to reconcile and stop being mad at Bella, the green tea bitch who stepped on two boats.

— By the way, Bella is pretty. "

"I said my wish was 'Magic people and non-magic people can live in peace.'

They laughed, and I said don't laugh, you'll know why after reading my "Same Bed with Giants".

So, I got them both drunk, sneaked up to Bella's room...and subdued her! "

William smacked his lips, feeling a little pity, the previous content can be omitted, and this part of the content can be described in more detail.

Soon, get out of class was over, and everyone left with more than enough to say.

Lockhart recaptured the hearts of his students, but in acting.

All the students treated Lockhart's lessons as entertainment.

After everyone left, William waited for Lockhart alone.

"What's the matter, William, is there something you didn't understand?" Lockhart put his arms around William's shoulders eagerly.

"No, my hair is a little greasy recently, and I would like to ask for a few bottles of the shampoo you invented...the one given to Professor Snape on the day of sorting."

"Sight, boy!" Lockhart pulled William towards his office.

"No wonder you can become the youngest recipient of the Merlin Medal. When I was twelve or thirteen years old, if I had your vision, I would have become the Minister of Magic."

"Is one bottle enough?"

Lockhart pushed open the door, walked in with William, and took out a bottle of shampoo from the shelf.

"I'm afraid it's not enough..." William said weakly.

"Huh? What are you taking it for?" Lockhart asked puzzled. "Give it to a female fan? If that's the case, as someone who has experienced it, teacher, I have to criticize you.

I always just take gifts and write a thank you note..."

"No, I have a few friends who also want to keep their hair shiny like yours." William laughed.

Lockhart was silent.

This shampoo is very expensive, after all, he put a lot of bird snake eggs in it.

But he was always sad because it was too expensive and too dangerous to sell well.

He suddenly found a business opportunity, a brand new business opportunity.

Lockhart put his arms around William's shoulders eagerly, and said with a smile: "William, I heard that you opened a mysterious shop in Akali? Selling a lot of expensive alchemy items?"

"That's right, with the shops in Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade."

William wondered why Lockhart had brought this up.

"Just selling some gadgets, how would the professor know?"

"It's not a gadget, 'the alchemy items sold in Akali's mysterious shop are all high-quality goods', even I have heard this sentence.

You can sell such expensive alchemy items, you must have a lot of contacts, right? "

William raised his eyebrows, as if he understood something, he smiled and said, "That's true."

"Would you get me some stuff then? You know, professor, my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil, as well as sell my own line of hair conditioners."

William's smile widened.

"Of course I can, but I need to give the shampoo to some friends, let them use it, and let them promote it.

They are all my loyal customers.

For example, Mr. Fudge, the Minister of Magic, my best brother Lucius Malfoy, and Umbridge, the senior secretary of the Ministry of Magic, who is a fan of me..."

"Of course, public relations is necessary, just send it." Lockhart was very excited. "How many bottles do you need?"

"Ten bottles?" William Merlin opened his mouth.

"Don't..."

"The eight bottles."

"Thirty bottles, don't be polite to me, or I'll be in a hurry with you!"

William quickly refused to offer money. He took out his empty pockets several times, but was severely criticized by Lockhart, and finally had no choice but to accept the shampoo.

Well, the snake eggs are in place, and William can happily make Felicia again.

Sure enough, prostitution for free is fun for a while, and prostitution for free is always fun.

William puts the shampoo in the ring and walks out.

He heard Lockhart's excited singing from the office, as if celebrating the upcoming shampoo sale.

"Yellow shampoo, fluffy hair.

Hold my hand and watch the newly earned Galleons..."

"It's just a dream, and I'm still very touched after waking up for a long time..."

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(Thanks to "Fengling Fifteen", "One after another" and "Bang Caifan" for their rewards)

(End of this chapter)