novelslam Chapter 590 Hagrid, you are such a beast!
Chapter 590 Hagrid, you are such a beast!
Chapter 590 Hagrid, you are such a beast!
In the first class, Professor Moody showed everyone the Unforgivable Curse in an all-round way.
In 1717, the three major curses were designated as unforgivable curses by the Ministry of Magic, and it has a history of more than 200 years.
They are a taboo existence in the hearts of all wizards, like a dark whirlpool, attracting everyone to explore and deepen.
Mysterious and scary.
Therefore, many students were very excited and stared at Professor Moody obsessively.It seems to be looking at a young beauty, and I can't wait to receive his special training at night.
At least William's roommates, Bradley and Marcos, have such complex expressions.
Thinking of the time loop, the two of them once shared the same bed and slept for several years... The special training must be fake, and the possibility of fencing is a little higher.
Professor Moody is of course very knowledgeable, but there is no denying one thing: what he teaches is for Auror training, and it is completely out of class for young wizards.
At least the OWLs exam is not required, only the Death Eater Entrance Exam and Azkaban Prison Guide can be passed.
This is equivalent to the college entrance examination next year. The teacher has said a lot to you, Barabara, but the core idea is only one thing:
You are all just problem-solvers, that won’t work, it’s useless.
Then, I will take you to learn about the universe computer.In the end, I made money and my head became bald, but it has nothing to do with exams or certificates.
Few students have realized this yet, and everyone is addicted to the Unforgivable Curse.
It seems that as long as you learn how to deal with it, you can punch Voldemort and kick Tom tomorrow.
From a certain point of view, this year's fifth grade students will definitely be tricked by Moody.In other words, he was tricked by the principal.
Hagrid was just as unreliable as Moody. During lunch, William listened to Hermione complaining.
"Those snails are small now, but once Hagrid finds out what they like to eat, they'll be six feet long in no time."
Hermione looked at William expectantly, she lowered her voice and said:
"The wisest thing to do is to kill the snails before they attack us.
You don't want to see another group of acromanders, do you? "
William took a bite of the lamb chop.Is the acromantula bad?
Not to mention the treasures all over the body, the delicious meat is still an important source of income for William and the others.
Of course he didn't say this, he pondered for a moment and said: "You mean... let me secretly kill those fried-tailed snails in the middle of the night?"
"Can't you? I can go with you!"
A firm gaze flashed in Hermione's eyes, as if she wanted to nip the danger in the bud.
Her foresight was not wrong. The acromantula was also a small one back then, but after 50 years of development, it has become of such a scale.
"The two of us stay at twelve o'clock in the Room of Requirement and then sneak out," suggested Hermione. "Will not be found."
"But...is the snail so ugly? You used to think Lu Wei was pretty." William hesitated.
He really didn't want to kill Hagrid's cutie if he didn't have to.Of course, Noble the Dragon is an exception.
"Ugly... uglier than the little black robe." Hermione picked up William's cup and drank her black tea, suppressing her shock.
"And it's dangerous and disgusting... You just haven't seen them before, and when you see them, you'll definitely want to kill them!"
"..."
"That won't work. If Hagrid can breed the first batch, he can breed the second batch." William shook his head.
"If you want to stop Hagrid, you have to kill the manticore and the fire crab first. The snails are made by crossbreeding them."
"The manticore is so dangerous, it must have been hidden by Hagrid in the Forbidden Forest." Hermione leaned into William's ear and said:
"Fire Kiss must know where it is, let's go ask her."
"..." Has Hermione already considered this?
In fact, over the years of knowing Hermione, William had discovered one thing: she was always right.
In the protection of magical beasts class on Friday, when William saw the snail for the first time, as Hermione said, he felt physically and psychologically uncomfortable.
Qiu was still talking about the delicious boiled conch with him before, so she also covered her mouth and shouted, "It's disgusting!"
Heloise screamed, jumped back a few steps, and immediately moved away from the snails.
Those snails were unique in appearance, like deformed and deveined lobsters, gray and slimy, and very scary in appearance.
There are many feet sticking out in all directions, and it is impossible to see where the head is.
The snails were all in boxes, about a hundred of them each, about eight inches long, crawling on top of each other.
They bumped dazedly against the walls of the box, and there was a very strong smell of rotten fish and shrimp.
William refrained from reaching for his wand, and burned them all.
That's what Hagrid said... so cute, can you jerk off?
William has really lowered the standard. He sketched and imagined the snails according to the looks of Lu Wei and Acantara.
But these ugly things in front of him... completely challenged the physical limit of the wizard.
No wonder, when William mentioned Mrs. Maxime, Hagrid looked down on her and didn't want to know her.
Hagrid's aesthetics are different from normal people's, and he can't appreciate a beauty like Maxim.
"It's been a few days since they hatched, look at how fast these cuties are growing." Hagrid looked proud.
"You can raise them yourself! Enjoy the joy of being a parent."
Everyone was showing disgusted faces, especially the girls.
In order to lose weight for Bobo Tea, William often gave it snacks.It ran to those female students to show off its cuteness.
The girls all knew William's cat, so they patted Bobocha's head and said it was his mother, and William was his father.
But bobo tea is obviously different from fried snails.They all glared at Hagrid, almost rushing to beat him up.
Who wants such an ugly child!
Sure enough, this cloud breeding also depends on the appearance of the pet.
"We'll just feed them today, and you'll try to feed them a few different things," said Hagrid.
"The third-grade students have already figured out that they don't like to eat ant eggs and frog liver... Let's change the taste this time..."
But the students are rushing to get the ant eggs and frog livers, and they seem to be going to starve to death the snails.
William searched for a long time, but couldn't find where the snail's mouth was.
Finally, it was found that they eat and excrete in the same place.
In the wooden box, there is basically no feces of fried-tailed snails.
As long as one snail "vomits" its poop, a group of snails will rush up, frantically grabbing the poop and eating it.
And screaming, fighting each other, seeming to grab something delicious.
Yaya watched anxiously from the side, growling barkingly, as if he was also going to taste the saltiness.
William suddenly thought of the capybara.
Capybara feces are particularly delicious and nutritious, and many animals like to eat them.
Moreover, the feces of capybaras are very high in protein, with about 15% crude protein.
slightly lower than beef.
The most important thing is that after the food enters the stomach and is slightly fermented, it will become more delicious.
Therefore, some jaguars do not eat capybara, but wait to eat its feces.
After all, there is still a difference between a full meal and a full meal.
Unexpectedly, the feces of fried-tailed snails can be eaten.
It looks like it is eating, but it is actually cooking.
Fried-tailed snails can not only cook, but also have a lot of offensive methods.
Every now and then, the tail would shoot some sparks, and with a little pop, the snail would be pushed forward a few inches.
William seemed to have seen the birth of a perpetual princess.
The snail's tail explodes and its body propels forward.Give it something to eat when it's hungry, anyway, it vomits, and vomits and eats.
But it was also very dangerous. After more than ten minutes, McLaggen suddenly screamed.
"Its tail exploded and it hurt me!"
McLaggen huffed, showing Hagrid a burn on his hand.
"Of course you'll be attacked for grabbing its shit!" Hagrid said loudly. "Don't eat that poop! Not chocolate frogs!"
McLaggen flushed. "I didn't eat it, I just wanted to pick it up and have a look!"
But no one believed him.
William, who was leading Hermione to give the task, approached Hagrid and asked in a low voice.
"Hagrid, where did you put the manticore?"
"It's resting in a cave in the Forbidden Forest." Hagrid stroked his messy beard and said with a smile:
"Ai Li was too tired during this period. I used sixty fire crabs to conceive her with a child...one mother with seven babies...too hard."
"..."
Sixty fire crabs, a manticore?
Hagrid, what a beast you are!
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(End of this chapter)