novelslam Chapter 805 The People Conquer Capitol Hill!
Chapter 805 The People Conquer Capitol Hill!
Chapter 805 The People Conquer Capitol Hill!
As a daily patrol, the task of the prefect is simple and boring:
Restrain students' behavior, avoid picking quarrels and provoking troubles, and prevent fights, brawls, and pranks.
The prefect also has the power to deduct points, which can deter students to a certain extent.
However, an embarrassing thing happened. The students used all the products from Akali's mysterious shop for pranks.
Relying on the hard-core advertisement of last year's World Cup, Akali's mysterious shop has completely become famous all over the world.
With an ultra-low price, we fought a price war for a long time, abruptly monopolizing 80.00% of the UK market.
After the monopoly, it is natural... internal employees "voluntarily" work overtime, external prices "slightly" rise, and external employees harvest leeks "gently".
Anyway, it's what people do, and it doesn't matter at all.
Coupled with William's celebrity effect, any Hogwarts student who buys prank products will be Akali's.
Although Hogwarts allows shops to sell things, many prank products are on the prohibited list.
Of course there are Akali merchandise in it.
Then the problem is coming.
William, Hermione, and Qiu are prefects, and Cedric is the president of the student union... If you see someone using your own product, should you confiscate it or not?
Don't accept it...the school rules are there.
Although we ourselves went out at night and violated school rules, we were not discovered.
There are tens of thousands of school rules, and the first one was not found... If you do this, you can do whatever you want.
Now that he was discovered, he could only admit that he was unlucky.
But confiscate it... I am afraid that it will affect my business and offend all the customers.
Students are the basic market and the main force of consumption in the next few decades.
The basic route of the Akali mysterious shop is:
Come from the students, go to the students, be closely connected with the students, and cannot be separated from the students.
After all, their money is best cheated.
Wait... Akali has a monopoly. Although the students scolded her, after being confiscated, don't they have to obediently buy it from the store again?
It's as if the goose factory has been scolded for so many years, and when it's time to buy skins, no one is soft?
In the process of buying and buying, it also stimulated domestic demand and consumption invisibly!
This is a good thing!
Therefore, people's brains need to be more flexible.
As long as the thinking is not slippery, you will always sell more than you receive.
After thinking about this, William immediately stopped being entangled, and followed Hermione to confiscate prohibited prank products everywhere.
"What about you guys! You even stuffed the big dung into the safety pants, and you have a mine hidden in your crotch?!" William quickly grabbed the two students.
"Get it out for me quickly!"
But when he got closer, he realized that the two students who were wearing Lolita skirts and holding hands, preparing to go to the bathroom together, were actually two boys.
Shocked... Nantong is by my side!
But it's not surprising that he is a student of Hufflepuff.
The two were about to obediently take out the big dung, William quickly waved his hands and told them to go away.
Although William was disgusting, he had to admit that the two of them were wearing women's clothes, toilets, and even brought small toys...they had a really good time.
Soon, he was in the corridor of the train again and caught two witches who were playing with flying saucers.
"The spiked flying saucer is a prohibited item, hand it over quickly." William put on the majesty of the prefect again.
"I just bought this from Akali's mysterious store...it hasn't been warmed up yet."
The little witch in the second grade put her hands together and begged, showing a pitiful look.
"Stark, I'm your fan, I grew up listening to your stories.
As long as you give it back to us, we can do anything! "
It's a fan again. When William hears this word now, he feels like the other party is going to stab him in the back.
He shook his head and said:
"School rules are school rules, and I can't help it!"
William habitually throws the pot away:
"Professor Snape is the one to blame. He made such strict rules! He even wrote to me just now, and they must be strictly enforced."
"but……"
"Here, here is a five-Galleon discount coupon for the Starbrush. Buy a broomstick, and you can get five Galleon!" William took out a coupon.
"This flying saucer is only one Galleon. Although I confiscated it from you, does it feel like I have earned four Galleons?"
The little witch accepted it hesitantly, saying so... But she always felt that something was wrong.
Wait... The Starbreaker is more expensive than the Firebolt. Is it the five Galleons she is short of? !
What's the difference between this and the Rolls-Royce five-dollar coupon?
William wandered around casually for a while, and the notoriety quickly spread.
Unexpectedly, Astoria came to him.
This little girl often sends out leaflets, deliberately slandering William, calling on everyone not to buy Akali products and let him go bankrupt.
Still have the face to come to him?
But hearing Astoria's request, William was stunned.
She reported her sister, Daphne, for bringing a large number of prohibited hoax products for William to check.
Damn... is this my sister?
Didn't your sister lend you some pocket money to buy Akali's products, and you still report it?
Not only did William ignore her, he even gave Daphne a [-]% discount coupon, which made the little girl gnash her teeth and wanted to report him for favoritism.
So... William deducted two points from Slytherin.
This kind of black powder should be dealt with like this!
After wandering around again, Hermione hurried over, holding a letter in her hand.
She said anxiously: "Something happened."
"What's wrong?" William asked.
"Tonks wrote to say..." Hermione whispered. "Sturgis Podmore has been captured by the Ministry of Magic."
"Stoggy was arrested?" William frowned.
This man was a member of the Order of the Phoenix, and William had met him several times during the meeting.
"I remember he was on a mission today, with Mad-Eye, serving as Harry's guard."
"Tonks said Sturgis didn't show up this morning," Hermione said worriedly.
"Then, news came from Kingsley from the Ministry of Magic that he was arrested last night for trying to break into the Department of Mysteries."
"Department of Mysteries?" William was taken aback. "What was he doing there?"
"Isn't this an order from the Order of the Phoenix?" Hermione was also puzzled.
"No, there is no such order." William shook his head.
He has high information rights within the Order of the Phoenix, and he knows almost all tasks.
Dumbledore couldn't have sent Sturgis, to the Department of Mysteries.
After thinking for a moment, William asked again: "Has anyone negotiated?"
Breaking into the Ministry of Magic is no small crime, and they might be going to Azkaban to spend the holidays with Umbridge.
"It's hard to negotiate now, Fudge seems to know the identity of Sturgis." Hermione sighed.
"He claimed that Storge invaded the Ministry of Magic with a hundred people and took the podium. It was a riot."
William was speechless for a moment. Is Fudge starting to put a big hat on it?
Listen...return a hundred people.
I don't know, I thought it was a world famous painting:
The January Revolution——The People Conquer the U.S. Capitol!
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(Please recommend tickets, everyone.)
(End of this chapter)