novelslam Chapter 808 One cup of toilet water a day
Chapter 808 One cup of toilet water a day
Chapter 808
The foyer was illuminated red by the torches, and everyone passed through two doors and entered an auditorium they had not seen for a long time.
The auditorium was filled with four long college dining tables, the magic in the ceiling was brilliantly lit, and it was covered with exploding mushroom clouds.
Above the dining table, candles floated one by one, illuminating the silver ghosts dotted in the auditorium.
Most of the students had already sat down, and looked up at William and the others who came in last, and there was a deliberately low discussion sound in the auditorium.
William didn't care, and walked through the crowd towards the Ravenclaw table.
Luna had already reserved a seat, and William and Cho sat down beside her.
Luna was watching "The Quibbler" with a pair of sunglasses on her face, as if she was afraid of being hurt by the light from the ceiling.
William glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and found that he hadn't watched "The Quibbler" for a while, and it had changed its style.
I used to like to engage in street stall literature, what crystal skulls, the end of the world, the soul weighs 21 grams...
As long as they are curious enough and eye-catching stories are old Lovegood's favorite.
This is how he made money and raised Luna up.
Now the style has suddenly changed, and he has begun to take the route of spiritual arsenic.
For example, the article that Luna is currently reading with great interest:
A young wizard goes to work in a Muggle hotel and is sent to clean toilets.He was nauseous and vomited, felt a sense of loss in his heart, and wanted to leave.
The old Muggle showed up just in time, and after cleaning the toilet, he took another glass of water from the toilet and drank it down.
Then teach the wizard: You're not trying hard enough.
The young wizard was very ashamed and determined to do every little thing well, so he had a glass of toilet water a day, detoxifying and beautifying...
Decades later, the young man finally became the Minister of Magic through unremitting efforts.
Yes, the young man was Connelly Fudge.
So Fudge grew up drinking toilet water? !
This is full of "Yi Lin" style. Although William doesn't like Fudge, he also thinks this is the worst time he has been hacked.
Luna can grow up so smoothly, although she is a bit strange, but it is not easy to have a healthy three views....
Several ghosts by the table were whispering, not only the ghosts of Ravenclaw were there, but also the ghosts from other courtyards.
William tilted his ears and listened carefully for a while.
It turned out that Peeves was making trouble in the kitchen again, and everyone was trying to deal with him.
It's not really Peeves' fault either.
During the Triwizard Tournament last year, the ghosts were afraid that he would play a prank and have a bad influence on Hogwarts.
So I discussed with Peeves and promised him that he could attend the annual welcome party.
But this year, the ghosts turned their faces and refused to admit it. Peeves was annoyed and went to destroy the kitchen.
Although William was on Peeves' side, looking at the appearance of the ghosts, he suspected that there might not be a hot meal tonight.
Qiu suddenly poked William with his hand, and raised his chin to signal the guest of honor.
William looked over the heads of the students and looked at the long faculty desk at the front of the auditorium.
Dumbledore has returned from Vienna.
In his dark purple robes studded with silver stars and a matching peaked hat, he looked sprightly as he sat in the central high-backed gold chair.
Dumbledore tilted his head to Professor Flitwick, chatting with him.
Professor McGonagall is not here, and it seems that he should deal with Sturgis.
But what Qiu wanted to say was not this, she tilted her head and said:
"Didn't see the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
Last school year, Mad-Eye Moody was a professor at Hogwarts for a year.
Even Luna, who has always admired weirdos, can't give this former Auror's teaching ability a high evaluation.
But Moody felt pretty good about himself. Not only did he not want to leave, but he also planned to continue teaching for a few more years.
why?
In Hogwarts, not only the Death Eaters who have escaped for many years can be caught, but also various life-threatening and unexpected disasters.
More dangerous than being an Auror.
When he said this, Moody's face was almost expressionless, and you couldn't tell whether he really liked it here or was trying to be sly.
Anyway, what he said was implying that the school is not safe?
So, Snape is the black sheep of the pack, the rat shit in the professor's team!
Anyone who has worked with him for a year or so has to acquire that kind of high-level speaking skills—the skill of yin and yang.
But whether it's eccentric or really like it, Moody really wants to stay at Hogwarts.
Because, he regards this place as an Auror training base!
Moody felt that he could still have a second life, trying to send qualified Aurors to the Ministry of Magic.
But Dumbledore dared not keep him in office.
Facts have proved that the magic resistance of old Moody is not stronger than that of Quirrell.
If William hadn't used the time loop, Moody's body would have sunk to the bottom of the black lake and fed Grindylow.
It was like this in the first year, and if he continued to serve in the second year, he would have died without a place to bury him if he hadn't been teaching for a week or two.
Dumbledore could only let Moody leave and start looking for a new hapless guy.
As for that person, why didn't he come?
Still in prison, of course I can't come!
At this moment, the door to the hall opened, and the freshmen, led by Professor Snape, walked into the auditorium.
He was also holding a stool with a wizard hat on it.
The Sorting Hat's lips curled up, as if it seemed to dislike Snape.
The Sorting Hat itself was covered in broken patches. If Annie hadn't helped take a bath, the smell from the hat could be smelled hundreds of meters away.
Just because of this, it still has the face to dislike Snape for being unhygienic?
Snee didn't pay attention to the Sorting Hat's movements. He looked around, and the buzzing conversation in the auditorium suddenly subsided.
As if this wasn't sorting, but Potions class.
The first-year freshmen were all trembling, and this strange uncle seemed not easy to get along with.
All the teachers and students in the school waited with bated breath.Then the Sorting Hat began to sing.
This time there are some changes.
In the past, the sorting hat used to praise itself most of the time.
What beautiful, unparalleled wisdom, punching Gryffindor idiots, kicking Slytherin mentally handicapped garden.
By the way... Describe the different qualities that the four colleges value.
If you meet an interesting student, you will also talk about the philosophy of life for a while, and scare the little wizard by the way.
For example, tell the other party that the wrong person was admitted, you are actually a Muggle or a Squib, please come and go back.
Some students who were really fooled cried on the spot.
Do all kinds of evil... that's the current sorting hat!
I don't know who I learned from, anyway, after being taken out by Annie for a few holidays, he became the rascal he is now.
But tonight... the Sorting Hat doesn't fit the human design, and it begins to tell the story of the Big Four.
Why Gryffindor and Slytherin are half-brothers, and their friendship is stronger than gold.
Or, Ravenclaw and her useless two men, and her foodie sister, Hufflepuff, the badger master.
Then the topic changed and told everyone about the differences between the Big Four and their departure from Hogwarts.
Finally, the Sorting Hat also used the story that one magic wand is easy to break, but ten magic wands are broken continuously, to warn everyone:
be united,
To achieve an unbreakable friendship.
Even the Sorting Hat is the same as Lovegood, has it taken the route of chicken soup for the soul?
Only Hagrid wasn't here, or William would have to let him see it:
What is twenty magic wands, and they can be easily broken.
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(Please recommend tickets, everyone.)
(End of this chapter)