novelslam Chapter 839 Desperate Umbridge
Chapter 839 Desperate Umbridge
Chapter 839 Desperate Umbridge
Umbridge was hospitalized again, halfway through Care of Fantastic Creatures.
At that time, four students were carrying a stretcher, shaking it as they walked.
There are more than a dozen students around, trying their best to protect and escort.
They howled hard: "Professor, you have to be strong!
You can't just leave us like this! "
Those who didn't know thought that Professor Umbridge... was dead.
Umbridge was really angry, but when he struggled, his ass felt like an injection, and it hurt even more.
The students took her all the way to the school hospital on a stretcher.
Many people were astonished to see Umbridge lying on a stretcher with a long horn sticking out of his hip.
What shape is this?Pretty chic?
When passing by the Quidditch field, the Gryffindor players who were training were also watching.
Annie was throwing the Quaffle, and Luna was riding a broom and helping to retrieve the ball.
At this moment, Luna flew in mid-air, looked down for a while, and then said excitedly:
"It's the horn of the Unicorn Snork! Professor Umbridge is so lucky to have found it!"
Ginny, who was catching the Golden Snitch on one side, couldn't help but touch her forehead when she heard this:
This can't be called luck, can it?
Annie held the Quaffle, dribbled the Quaffle in a fancy way, flew in the half court, and threw a super long-distance throw at her fingertips.
Ron was trying to keep the goal, and he chased after him on a broom.
The ball couldn't have gone in, but Ron chased it too far, and the ball hit him on the head, angled, and flew right in.
What a beautiful own goal.
Angelina pinched her waist and sighed fiercely, this goalkeeper... is useless.
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The news that Umbridge had entered the hospital hospital spread quickly throughout Hogwarts.
Only half a year after entering the school, Umbridge was honored as the professor with the most number of hospitalizations.
However, she is still breaking history and creating new miracles!
It's really tearful.
Umbridge also wanted to cry, because the poisonous horn on her ass was very difficult to remove.
Foreign matter entering the body is not troublesome in itself.
Madam Pomfrey has been the head nurse in this school for so many years, and she is considered experienced in many battles. What strange illness has she not seen? !
Some eat vixen eggs, some have their heads stuck in a kettle, and some have wings growing out of their backs... Even Hermione who took compound decoction and turned into a catwoman didn't make it to the top ten weirdos.
But Umbridge's problem is that the difficulty is that the foreign object is the horn of the poison horned beast.
The thing was too deep in Umbridge's buttocks, and if it was pulled out with a little force, it might explode.
And the fluid that has entered the body must also be taken out.
But there is a lack of precious ablation potion... This thing is not a standing potion, and the school hospital does not have it.
Snape had it in his little medicine store, but he refused to offer it, saying he didn't have it.
Umbridge is a Hogwarts teacher, and Snape definitely doesn't need money for her potions.
He wished that Umbridge would get out of here quickly, why would he give her the chance to whore for nothing?
Madam Pomfrey found William again...
This is Akali's own store, and it has nothing to do with Hogwarts, and it certainly can't be provided for free.
Therefore, William sat down and raised the price directly.
Umbridge can't control that much, she is really afraid of an explosion, and then her lower body will be gone.
As soon as she gritted her teeth, she bought it directly.
Madam Pomfrey got the potion, and after a half-day operation, the animal horn was removed.
Therefore, the only disadvantage of expensive things is that they are expensive!
Poison horns are of high value in potion making and belong to Class B tradeable items.
In the past, Snape had also approached William and encouraged him to secretly chop off the horns of the poison horned beast raised by Hagrid.
Now this thing has really been cut off, but both of them are humble, saying that they can give it to each other.
It's so embarrassing!
Everyone thought that Professor Trelawney would be the first teacher to be retained for observation.
Unexpectedly, Hagrid suddenly emerged, and he was retained for observation after only the first class of his return.
The only thing that didn't drive Hagrid away was that Umbridge wanted to keep investigating him.
Drive him away, but there is no way to continue contacting.
But the Poison Horn Beast must die!
But William has so much experience.He knew the poison horned beast, and would definitely follow in the footsteps of the hippogriff.
In class that day, in front of everyone, he drove away the poisonous horned beast, pretending to be a poisonous horned beast running away.
After class, I found it and hid it secretly.
The poison horned beast ran away, and Hagrid didn't let it go, and it couldn't be blamed on him.
Umbridge had to endure it for the sake of her great mission!
But she never expected that the disaster at Hogwarts did not end here, but just began.
In Professor Sprout's class, McLaggen was secretly eating snail noodles.
The smell brought back quite a few memories for Umbridge, and she stepped back, tangled around her ankles by the devil's web in the corner, and thrown into the explosive pepper.
After suffering a round of perverted spicy attacks, he accidentally stepped on Snowflake Pea and was shot by Pea for a while.
In the end, it fell into a piece of rice bud rice treasure planted by Neville, and was filled with green liquid.
Almost died in it.
Good guy... why is this greenhouse so dangerous? !
Professor Sprout, after Hagrid and Trelawney, received the third retention observation.
And in Snape's Potions class, Umbridge still appeared firmly with bandages on his body.
Weird disasters occurred in all of William's classes, and thinking of the other party's title of City Destroyer... I am afraid there is a curse on him.
So Umbridge decided not to go to her sixth year class to investigate, and she went to fifth year's Potions class!
Seeing that Neville had been reprimanded by Snape, Umbridge wanted to communicate with him, and induced him to speak ill of Snape.
But unfortunately, Neville got nervous and put the wrong magic material in the cauldron.
Neville was of course very experienced and knew how to deal with this kind of thing.
When he was in the Akali sprint class, William said to him:
Run, Forrest run!
Although he didn't know who Forrest Gump was, it didn't prevent Neville from turning around and running away.
The students in the whole class are also very experienced. Those who are close will run, and those who are far will lie down directly.
And Professor Snape... Didn't you see that when he was reprimanding Neville just now, he was three meters away from him?
How dare you, Umbridge, approach and chat with Neville while he was brewing the potion?
How hard is it to think about it?
boom!
The cauldron exploded directly, and the hot potion gushed out like magma, and it all fell on Umbridge.
She was really burned into a toad face.
More than that, what this class is brewing is a palliative, which can calm down and relieve irritability and anxiety.
I don't know how Neville brewed it. The potion was spilled in Umbridge's mouth, but she seemed to have taken a stimulant and directly turned on the runaway mode.
It was winter, and the weather was extremely cold. She ran outside, but she couldn't stop her.
Umbridge ran wildly on the playground for a day before he completely calmed down...
Snape successfully became the fourth professor retained for observation.
But it's not over.
The Twins were permanently suspended and Umbridge was targeted.
Peeves was wronged by Umbridge, saying that he concocted the bathroom incident and wanted to drive him out of Hogwarts.
Peeves became furious and formed an offensive and defensive alliance with the twins.
One provides a steady stream of Akali's secret shop for pranks, and one for assault and harassment.
And Umbridge was not allowed to sleep.
In this way, Umbridge spent a desperate December and was finally sent to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magic and Magic before Christmas.
This Christmas holiday, she will enjoy it there.
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(Please recommend tickets and monthly tickets, everyone.
Thanks to the big guy "Daoist, please stay behind" for the reward. )
(End of this chapter)