novelslam Chapter 856 Umbridge is So Difficult
Chapter 856 Umbridge is So Difficult
Chapter 856 Umbridge is So Difficult
Another late-night conversation...William was being dragged by Dumbledore to chat.
William has long experienced that he took a nap in advance during the day and did not drink water at night, avoiding a bladder battle.
After staying up like this for midnight, William returned to his office, washed up and fell asleep.
Yes, William's office!
Is it in this river?
He can be regarded as a professor of ancient magic text, he is no longer an acting teacher, and he has his own office... Of course it is very rivery!
Besides, he has been expelled, and he can no longer live in the dormitory... The faculty and staff have to take care of food and housing.
But one thing to say, Babling has been away for two years, and her ancient rune office should be given to William.
As a treasured grandma, there must be treasures she has accumulated over the years in her room.
William was really greedy and wanted to develop it, but in the end he didn't requisition her office.
Of course, he was out of fear of being bitten by this old vampire because he valued his privacy.
But what Hogwarts lacks most is the room, and William has also carefully selected it.
No shade, no high-rise apartment, no basement!
In other words, Professor Snape likes the basement as his office.
There must also be a large balcony, a lake view room, a large living room structure with two bathrooms, and a duplex design.
You also need to be able to see the Quidditch pitch, so you don't have to crowd the field every time, and occasionally peek at other teams' tactics.
After hearing William's reasonable request, Dumbledore couldn't help muttering in his heart:
How about freeing up my principal's office for your use?
If William knew what Dumbledore was thinking, he would definitely tell him:
This is reasonable.
There are many advantages to having your own room.
Not to mention the private space, and having a party in the middle of the night will not affect others.
There is no need to be in the Room of Requirement to brew potions. William can use the Untraceable Stretch Curse to expand a laboratory.
The most critical:
No more sleepovers with Hermione in the Room of Requirement.
Is there anything more comfortable than this?
But still keep a low profile, otherwise it will be reported one day:
Shock!Hogwarts teaches unspoken rules to female students, then it's over.
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When he arrived at the auditorium in the morning, William was in good spirits... because he had no class in the morning, which was really cool.
First went to Professor Flitwick, and William chatted with the dean for a while.
Professor Flitwick was really rude and left all his work to William.
For example, sending out new term schedules to Ravenclaw students.
Also euphemistically said: Young people have to work harder.
The magic world is so turbulent, it is because of these struggles that it is forced to ruin it!
After William came to the auditorium, he handed out the timetables of the Ravenclaw students.
He also dropped the Quidditch team captain's badge to Cho.
With William absent, Qiu is the new captain.
After Qiu took the badge, he couldn't help but sighed and said, "It's over. Without you, the team might have a losing streak."
What Qiu said was right, she was just a Seeker, and although she could also participate in defense, she couldn't score.
As for the Ravenclaw team, the tactics are generally very simple:
Leave it to William for singles.
William's scoring efficiency is too high, and he often wipes out other teams in one wave.
When he doesn't feel good, he will force a breakthrough and score, otherwise he will call a foul.
William also has an iron elbow to open the way, which can give the team the greatest help on both offense and defense.
If he left the team so suddenly, the new Chaser would not be able to do it, and the team's tactics would have to change. It might really turn him into a big fish, and he would be left behind.
Dream back to Ravenclaw six years ago!
"It's okay, this will test your ability to lead a team." William comforted Qiu.
"Don't draw too much difference with other teams, wait for me to come back C!"
Umbridge couldn't stay for a few days, and William had to resume his student status.
Luna looked up and looked at William from behind the big colored glasses.
"It's all right, Secretary Fudge will be stepping down soon. Haven't you seen the latest issue of The Quibbler?
Something is wrong with Fudge. "
William and Qiu both leaned over and looked at the Christmas special version of "The Quibbler" in her hand.
After only glancing at the content, William was stunned.
It was a photograph of Fudge with a golden halo over his head, as if physically sanctified.
William thought it was Fudge, and made a routine of worshiping Zhenhua like a saint with a halo on his head.
Unexpectedly, the content directly flashed his old waist:
Fudge faked his Muggle identity and filmed the so-called "enthronement ceremony", turning himself into an image of himself sitting on a lotus platform with a halo above his head.
In this way, Fudge transformed into "Merlin reincarnated", developed more than 10 disciples in England in 3000 years, illegally collected nearly 2 million Galleons, and molested several female disciples...
Well... as we all know, The Quibbler is a magazine of magical realism.
But there is one thing to say, old Lovegood is worthy of being a master of keeping up with current events and rubbing the heat.
Lovegood is more... imaginative than Rita's report of Fudge's messing with men and women's personal relationships and fooling around with interns.
I don't know where Lovegood got his materials!
Sure enough, the current newspapers, except for the names and dates, are all fake.
After distributing the timetable, William took out another piece of paper and asked Qiu Yi to take it back to the Ravenclaw lounge.
"What is it?" Qiu picked up the bulletin, glanced at it, and saw that it read:
Apparition class
If you're 17 or over by 31 August, you can attend a twelve-week Apparition course taught by Ministry of Magic Apparition teachers.
Those who wish to participate please sign below.
Tuition fee: twelve Galleons.
"Ah, that's great, it's finally here." Qiu's face was full of excitement, sweeping away the haze just now.
That's right, students above the sixth grade will offer apparition classes, which are the courses everyone dreams of.
So, when this announcement was posted, all the students who met the requirements were excited.
All day long people have been talking about this course, longing to be able to disappear and reveal at will.
Even in the sixth grade ancient magic text class, William's former "classmates" were discussing in a low voice.
"How exciting, if only—" Bralid snapped his fingers to indicate disappearance.
"My cousin just put on a show for me. One time I was lying in bed and I was watching Playboy.
I had prepared paper to wipe my tears, and he snapped in. "
Since then, Bradley has never been more than three seconds...
It's a really sad story.
McLaggen also excitedly told everyone that he had used apparition.
But when others questioned him, he only admitted that he was only led by others and his entourage appeared.
Feeling ashamed, McLaggen blushed, and the veins on his forehead burst out, arguing:
"Followers are also counted as appearance... Appearance!... Can the matter of the wizard be counted?"
A series of incomprehensible words, such as "I have experienced many battles" and "the pattern is broken", made everyone laugh:
The classroom is full of cheerful air.
"W...Professor Stark, do you need to take the apparition certificate with us?" Marietta raised her hand and asked.
All the students looked at William on the podium.
Everyone knew that he could apparate, but he didn't pass the certificate because he was not old enough.
"Yes," William nodded, "I will take the exam with you.
While I apparate a lot, driving without a license is a no-brainer, right?
Professor Umbridge? "
In the corner, Umbridge, who was listening to William's class, looked stiff.
So William told her that he had Apparated without a license, but Umbridge didn't dare to get mad.
She could only smirk sweetly and say:
"Yeah yeah……"
On one side is Fudge, urging her to fire Stark quickly; on the other side is Stark's threatening eyes...
She is so difficult!
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(End of this chapter)