#951 - Dog paddle escape
#951 - Dog paddle escape
After understanding the origin of his relative, Li Xuan said, "Monkey Eating Peach, what brings you to me?"
Monkey Eating Peach, with tears streaming down his face, sobbed, "Second Great Uncle, our Flower Fruit Mountain is being bullied."
"There's a powerful figure who has taken a liking to the divine stone on our Flower Fruit Mountain and insists on taking it for himself. We went to reason with him, but we were chased away..."
After Monkey Eating Peach's emotional account, Li Xuan finally understood what was going on.
He had heard about the divine stone on Flower Fruit Mountain.
However, he didn't take it too seriously. Having cultivated to the Fire Immortal Realm, Li Xuan had long become indifferent to many strange things in the world.
Some things might seem peculiar, but in reality, after reaching a certain level, they're just curiosities.
When Li Xuan was young, he had encountered many rare and precious treasures, each time causing quite a stir.
To Li Xuan, whose cultivation was less than Human Immortal Realm at the time, they were definitely treasures.
But now, from Li Xuan's current perspective, they were just so-so.
Not to say they were everywhere, but obtaining them wasn't too difficult.
In Li Xuan's mind, the divine stone of Flower Fruit Mountain, which Monkey Eating Peach in the Heavenly Immortal Realm regarded as a treasure, might not contain anything that valuable.
Seeing Monkey Eating Peach crying his eyes out, Li Xuan was trying to find a reason to refuse him.
He really wasn't willing to have a Fire Immortal Realm expert like himself step in for such a small matter.
Just then, a beautiful figure appeared, it was Li Xuan's fox-clan concubine.
The fox-clan concubine looked at the crying Monkey Eating Peach and asked Li Xuan, "Husband, what... what's going on?"
Li Xuan: "......"
You're asking me what's going on? Isn't this your distant relative who transcends species?
Monkey Eating Peach also saw the fox-clan concubine. In the family tree, Monkey Eating Peach only knew of such a person's existence, but didn't know what she looked like.
After the fox-clan concubine appeared, Monkey Eating Peach continued to wail...
Li Xuan said, "Stop crying, quickly greet your Aunt."
Hearing this, Monkey Eating Peach stopped crying, wondering in his heart, "Aunt?"
A flash of inspiration exploded in his mind. Li Xuan said 'Aunt,' so the relationship was instantly clear.
Monkey Eating Peach went to hug the fox-clan concubine's leg.
The fox-clan concubine was startled by Monkey Eating Peach's inexplicable action and quickly hid behind Li Xuan, saying, "Husband, what is this thing?"
Li Xuan said, "This is your distant relative..."
After Li Xuan finished speaking, the fox-clan concubine understood what was going on.
Having understood, the fox-clan concubine still had a bit of the meaning of blood being thicker than water, looking at Monkey Eating Peach and saying, "What's wrong? Why are you crying so miserably?"
Monkey Eating Peach said, "Aunt, I've finally found you. Our Flower Fruit Mountain is being bullied... The divine stone is about to be snatched away. Please, Aunt, you must ask Uncle to help us."
After the fox-clan concubine understood what was going on, she looked at Li Xuan with seductive eyes, her voice soft and糯糯 saying, "Husband~".
As soon as Li Xuan heard this address, he immediately understood in his heart that he had to help, whether he wanted to or not.
The fox-clan concubine was Li Xuan's most beloved concubine, due to the fox-clan attributes on her body.
At certain moments at night, when her furry tail was revealed, her attack speed and critical strike chance would be greatly increased!
Li Xuan sighed in his heart, "For the sake of my happiness at night, I have to make this trip."
Looking at Monkey Eating Peach, Li Xuan said, "Let's go, Great Nephew, Uncle will settle things for you."
Hearing this, Monkey Eating Peach immediately stopped crying!
The speed was so fast that Li Xuan once again sighed in his heart, "This monkey is indeed a distant relative of my fox-clan concubine, his face-changing skills are truly inherited from the same lineage..."
The fox-clan concubine was also stunned by this scene, then smiled and said, "Great Nephew, remember to bring me some of your Flower Fruit Mountain's specialties when you come back."
Although Monkey Eating Peach was a bit strange, it didn't mean he was really a fool.
Hearing his distant aunt's words, Monkey Eating Peach immediately said, "Don't worry, Aunt, I'll pick the most delicious peaches from Flower Fruit Mountain to bring back for you."
The fox-clan concubine waved her hand and said, "Go, go, go, come back soon."
Monkey Eating Peach and Li Xuan left, heading towards Flower Fruit Mountain.
On the way, Li Xuan looked at Monkey Eating Peach's dog-paddling escape technique, which had an extremely high rate of turning heads, and felt a little embarrassed.
He was a Fire Immortal Realm expert, at least a somewhat famous immortal in the surrounding area.
Now, having such an eyesore by his side was truly embarrassing! Too embarrassing!
Li Xuan said, "Great Nephew, who taught you this escape technique?"
Monkey Eating Peach didn't know what Li Xuan was thinking, and even thought that his eye-catching escape technique made Li Xuan feel proud.
With some pride, Monkey Eating Peach said, "Uncle, I taught myself this escape technique, looks pretty good, right?"
Li Xuan: "......"
Monkey Eating Peach's mysterious confidence made Li Xuan not know what to say.
Telling the truth would definitely give Monkey Eating Peach a harsh blow, but not telling the truth made Li Xuan feel a little uncomfortable.
After thinking about it, Li Xuan said, "Great Nephew, it's our first time meeting, and I haven't given you any gifts."
"How about this, I'll pass on a set of escape techniques to you."
"Although this escape technique isn't of a high level, it's still a rare and excellent technique at the Heavenly Immortal Realm level."
Monkey Eating Peach's face lit up with joy, and he quickly said, "Thank you, Uncle, thank you, Uncle."
Li Xuan said, "There's no need to be so polite between you and me."
A golden light entered Monkey Eating Peach's sea of consciousness.
Monkey Eating Peach received all the information in his sea of consciousness, and said with golden light in his eyes, "Good escape technique, truly a good escape technique."
Having said that, Monkey Eating Peach used the escape technique given by Li Xuan, changing his previous dog-paddling posture!
Li Xuan looked at Monkey Eating Peach's current escape technique, and thought to himself, "Finally, I don't have to endure such a high rate of attention anymore."
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Flower Fruit Mountain.
Qin Yi was teasing the future Great Sage Equal to Heaven under his butt.
Qin Yi had already found a way to pass the time. No one was more suitable than the Great Sage Equal to Heaven under his butt.
Didn't the other party like to use thrust to push himself? Qin Yi would use the same force to fight against it.
At first, Qin Yi had the upper hand, but before long, the situation changed.
The monkey, who was being suppressed and retreating steadily, began to organize a counterattack with rhythm, and its skills changed dramatically.
Qin Yi was quite surprised in his heart and said, "His talent is so clever, no wonder he can make so many things happen later..."
Most of the things that the monkey made later were released by various gods, just to lay out the Journey to the West plan.
Just talking about making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, there are four Heavenly Gates in the Heavenly Palace, the East Heavenly Gate, the West Heavenly Gate, the North Heavenly Gate, and the South Heavenly Gate!
Why did the monkey only choose to break through from the South Heavenly Gate?
The reason is very simple, he can't afford to offend the guardian gods of the other three Heavenly Gates!
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